Skyrim memories

🤣🤣🤣🤣

looks like a porno

X

Wait, is that you Lydia?

😂😂😂😂😂

Is this so true😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gdash Wave!!!4!

DONT GIVE US THAT GAZE

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Need something🎉

Waaaaaait a minute.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TWO GIRL FRIENDS!?

she bad

And then a random npc walks by and goes : “Oh my, what happened?”

Needed more twisting with the death hahaha love it

At first i thought it was a dildo in her hand 😅

She finished morrowing with a fork 100%

how can you keep a straight face after that lmao

*dies*
“Wait a know you”-Same guard who killed me

you forgot you easily killing the one, but than that one gets replaced by two like a hydra, exept instead of heads it’s guards

Bro loves skyrim

JEEEEEEEZZ

Inaccurate, she didn’t block all of your attacks for five minutes before doing anything.

The Table!!!!

Must be awesome to have a girl who shares a fondness for the extreme quirkiness of Skyrim.

АХАХАХАХАХХА это такая ностальгия, вспомнил как Айрилет хускарл ярла Балгруфа так же мены убила и просто села на скамью и смотрела на меня стеклянным взглядом

*Gta music plays*
WASTED

Why is this so damn accurate? Lmao

should’ve saved first

I love you nic

Nah at that end part she gave you the stare that said you’re next

“Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying – of course you don’t.”

Why she kinda look like sssniperwolf?

He pickpockets all of her clothes & she’s there in a rag bikini

She was this 🤏 close to laughing

Let me guess. Someone stolen your sweet rolls 🤣

that’s why men should never flip off women

Hopefully he quicksaved

😅😅😅

Woman 1
Man 0

Your home have good gerls stranger

Or they are like.. “Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?”

she forgot to say “wait I know you you’re dragon born” after she killed him😂

Awesome

Awesome 🤣

Seriously though why are the Guards no matter what level you are they are the strongest ones

You forgot the “I’m the jarls thane”

“I’m the Jarl’s thane. I demand you release me at once.”

at the end: looks menacingly into the camera… 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Just pretend you didn’t hear the guard

I love these videos

He got the detail down to perfection with the vision blur after being dead 🤣💀

I’m gonna have nightmares of her staring at the camera like that.

Pov: my mom scolding me for skipping school

Need something ?

When she looked at the camera like “you’re next”😂

😂 my first time playing soon as I 1shot one person i thought I was op

He really had to do it to the women like that huh? A stirring spoon and a pot top? Gotta say respect. (I regretted this later on)

Bruh

“Need something?”

Then goes, “oh!, What happened?”

This is actually really good comparing it to Skyrim

When I was playing this game as a kid, It looked just like this. I was so scared to fight because I didn’t know how to kill an enemy. My heart was racing when this happened.

Sksyrim? WHAT?🤣🤣🤣🤣

She looked like Michael Jackson, by the end

Cringe

fun fact: i have a Daedric war hammer

‘Im going to find whoever did this’

Hell yea orc rules

I wish the ladys looked that good on skyrim 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Michael Jackson?

man destroyed stuff
and sit down like nothing happened

Getting spooned to death is definitely one of the ways to go

Oh well must’ve run off

“Oh well must’ve been the wind”.

Did got one shot killed she must be a high level

Girlfriends acting skill top teir

This is a Family in ohio

Gf powwereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

I’d finally get one guard down and the next thing I know my ass is getting beat by 19 of em lol

He forgot to have his legs spazzing out after he died

That wind-up middle finger tho.

Aftterthr pls inform me

The face staring on my soul 💀

Uuhhhhhh

I could do better.

HE PUT UP THE 🖕😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LOL

The slight smile at the end was priceless. 🤣

Did she just use a cooking spoon lol

Bro got that cod emote

What about reconning

*deathly stares*

There should have been a hey I know you after he died

The last moment when the gf watches right in ur soul

When she when into the table, I lost it😂

Me, a level 67 Nord, cuts thru guards of whiterun like butter during the attack on whiterun, 10 levels later and i am still having to chip away at their health like they are a fuckin drauger deathlord

She killed him with a lvl inf spoon

The look at the camera

How many girlfriends does guy have? 😳

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” [note 1]

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!

Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

Him: Babe, I *need* you to help me make a silly Skyrim video

Her, in the middle of making lunch: Say less

Kkkkkk toop demais igualzinho

Imagine your passing thru a small town then your vehicle breaks down.. and everyone there acts like this, but it’s not a joke, and the longer you stay the more you become like them.. slowly, from the food and beverages you consume, even from the air as the manipulating toxins are released from the peoples pores.. soon you to be apart of the hive. Never to be heard from again.

The girl we all want

You forgot to say “Did someone stole your sweet role”😭

The Waffle house has found its new host.

Walking thru the table was on point.

You forgot” Well, must’ve run off” after the guard killed him

“I’m gonna find out who did this”

I have cheats on I do

Epic!

“You call yourself a warrior”

Bro why is she staring DEEP INSIDE MY DAMN SOUL

Good game.

I wonder how they manage to do this without laughing

She got such long feet

Me dying to a guard one hit and on level 25 😂

Yall have an awesome relationship. Keep it going.

After she kills you “Oh what happened?”

Put a mod in where random groups of enemies with archetypes try to hunt me down till I kill all seven boss ( sinister 7). long story short the guards and villagers are automatically in fear mod and like to run in front of spells so it turns from 3-8 to a whole town and guards.

This guy has 2 girlfriends?? Legend

Mdrrrrrrrrr

The winding up of the middle finger was epic 😂

“My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get guard duty”

Omg the so funny

this is like the start to a really bad porno, except this time im into it…

Run off I guess

I’m i the only one who gets soooo pissed off every time I die to a gurd beacuse of how over powder they are

Gf of legendary difficulty

Was expecting an execution from the Girlfriend as a coup de grace.

“Lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll” 😂

guards don’t sit

i swore she was mjoll from the green blade

Lmao the look at the end

so true

Damn where’s the grab button

She forgot to tell ‘ah, must have run off’

if you steam a fork

Skyrim guards don’t wear makeup? I’m very confused

Don’t become another JinnKid

How is she not a famous actor or something

they don’t have this shit in fallout tho

With this guard I would probably commit more crimes. Nice armor by the way.

😂😆😂😆

Stop right there criminal scum!

My guy you have a fire ball, and she has silverware, how do you lose?

“Wait.. I know you.”a

said the whiterun guard to my chopped up corpse.

Those are from Oblivion not Skyrim XD

Holy hell… the sweet rolls on her.

No lollygagging

Coolest girlfriend ever to do this video with. This must have been fun to make. Lol

🤣🤣🤣🤘👍

Man these shorts are getting more and more original…

Nah that’s the Witcher bro I always get 1 shotted😂😂

She almkst cracked looking at the camera at the end.

Everything is on point on cue on time and takes an arrow in the knee

Damn! I know that the girlfriend is supposed to be a guard but am I the only one that she reminds of Lydia?

Me literally every time:
Im fucking invinsible!!!
When the wind is slow when the fire is hot the valtures waits to see what rots…
Bills counter: ♾️

I can see she is trying not to laugh

Mum’s slippers are the ultimate ranged weapon

Must have been the wind

Well you actually have to steal something first, just looking in there inventory isn’t a crime but great video

Owned! 😂

Haha exactly

“Pay with your blood” isn’t that Oblivion?

Who else here to look at her juicy?

Wait… I know you… ( fucking run ) 😂

This made my day.

You forgot to spaz out on the floor

Оооо я в скариме точно также делаю

Note to how beautiful his girlfriend his, she makes videos with him, AND support the gaming community by doing so?!
YOOO WE FINALLY FOUND THE UNICORN! QUICKLY NOW, CAPTURE IT!!!$(&,JSBFNODEB

you had to put your equipment away instantly before sitting down

Didn’t have time to eat all his cheese wheels for that hp.

Masterpiece lol

girlfriend final boss

Lmao lol

How she didn’t break out in laughter at any point during this I have no idea, I would have been a sack of potatoes on the ground with collapsed lungs halfway through

Goals!

Bro this whole video is too accurate.

Jokes aside, skyrim is a great and fun game.

Ah to he good days, I too have experienced this many times back in my day

🤣🤣🤣

Oh she pays with her blood once every month

plot twist:he has a god mode mod and he has a mod to play dead

You forgot the part where they say. “Wait. I know you.” after they kill you

*Walks through table*

I could see her trying not to laugh

So true

THE LOOK😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

Thicc

Him putting up the middle finger made me laugh so hard 😂

Let me guess someone took your sweetroll

As a woman, I’m taking her side. Gotta 😏

i used to be an adventurer like you…

I like when he cranks a middle finger right into her face😂

Her trying to be serious at the end it’s just hilarious

“What say you in your defense?”

“*🖕*”

I think she was trying her best not to laugh at the end l.

Short ahh socks💀 but this is pretty entertaining

good

Relationship goals right there

She’s staring into my soul mom I’m scared

Girlfriends guard said: ✨Sksyrim✨

Milf

I don’t even know if I spelled that right

This kind of reminds me of Dishonored

lol actually as a skyrim fan that has been on this game for over 6,000 hours its BREAK THE LAW ON MY WATCH and then its PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!

(Dies to a spoon) wow I’m going to try this in real life (hits my self with a stick) ow

“Must’ve ran off”

You can see her trying not to laugh with all of her power😂

Guards are harder to kill than Aldruin

I just downloaded Skyrim it just got out on the ps4 and this accurate

he just said “👉🏻 🖕🏻”

He did 99999999999999999 damage with a spoon

Forgot he mandatory background “By the gods”

dude she was litrally holding her laugh while staring at the camera.

Omg this is so accurate. The camera blur and zoom. PERFECTO

The ending when she stares at the camera though! LOL

The motion blur when you die haha 😂

Why does she literally look like the girl default skin?

Midlle finger

Forgot the Well… must had run off

Lol awesome

Fat girls play skyrim too huh?

Then the “Oh! What happened?”

Only thing needed was right after saying pay with your blood the guard immediately launches into an overhead power attack

hey they didnt do the spinning death animation been a problem with modders for years🤣

Nah. It’s Morrowind guards that are that strong. Skyrim guards would die as easily as that guy did

Please nobody in this video shoot each other in real life. Thx.

Faltou só no final ela falando “Wait, I know you” pro cara morto que ela própria acabou de matar

I love the insta pot helmet!😂😂😂

She did a fantastic job holding back her laughter.

PERFECT 🤣

Nah bro she a real npc💀

Perfect

“You’re next.”

How does she keep a strait face lol

True*

Ture

She literally looks like an oblivion npc character…

Why does she look like Michael Jackson

Tab: tgm
Godmode: enabled

I was just me or does she have a face like Michael Jackson

Hilarious lol also heres a scary story

Chapter I: Mysterious Rumour

In my neighborhood theres a popular rumour that started in 1980’s to 1990’s there was a happy couple known as Mr Crawler and Mrs Crawler. Mrs Crawler was a violinist while Mr Crawler was a lumberjack. Both of them lived on a Mansion and were happily married but it wouldnt be happy for long because both of them would always argue. So one day when they were argueing Mrs Crawler got so angry that she grabbed a baseball bat and hit Mr Crawler on the head and accidently killing him. Mrs Crawler realized what she had done so she went to the forest and buried her dead husband’s corpse but she didnt know someone was watching her and had called the police. Two officers arrived on the mansion and they heard the violin playing on the basement so they decided to walk towards the basement but that was the worst mistake of their lives. The two officers and Mrs Crawler were never seen again and nobody knows what happened to them. Now whats really mysterious is that after that event multiple children started dissappearing and people have claimed to hear the violin when they are walking pass the mansion. Anyways back to the main story.

Chapter II: Candy Scam

This story happened recently on halloween of 2022. Me and my friends Matthew, Malek and Freya were out trick or treating for a couple hours until it was getting late. Matthew and Malek went home but me and Freya wanted to get more candy. We went to other houses but most of them had no candy so we were about to give up until Freya said “Let’s go to the mansion over there.”. I replied “Isn’t that mansion haunted?” she replied back with “Thats just a stupid rumour.”. So I followed her and I saw a bowl of candy outside the doorstep I thought it was one of those houses were you could take as much candy as you liked but there was no candy it was just empty candy wrappers.

Chapter III: Inside The Mansion

We were about to leave dissappointed until I heard the door open so I turned around and a man which looked about 40 to 50 told us “Wait! are you trick or treaters?”, we said “yes” so the man told us to come inside and choose what candy we liked. Both of us made a dumb decision of coming inside; the house looked very dusty, the walls looked damaged and the floor looked like it didn’t get cleaned for the past hundred years. The man told us “Sit down on the sofa I will get your candy upstairs.”.

Chapter IV: The Horrible Smell

While waiting Freya asked me “Do you smell that?” I replied “Yeah I do, it smells like rotten eggs.”. Both of us went  to check where this horrible smell was coming from and it led to the basement door. Freya opened it and we saw a woman’s body hanging on the wall with a massive hole on her stomach that revealed her intestines. We ran out of the mansion but the man saw us and started to chase us while holding an axe.

Chapter V: The Man’s Fall

While I was running I yelled “SOMEONE HELP SOME GUY IS CHASING WITH AN AXE!” I heard the man say “Shut up will ya?” then I heard a loud thud. I turned around and im guessing the man tried to throw the axe at me because it almost hit my foot. Freya grabbed the axe and told him to back off but the man didn’t listen instead he took out a pocket knife and started to run towards her. Freya managed to cut off the man’s leg making him fall and drop his knife so I took this opportunity to call the police.

Chapter VI: False Rumour

Luckily the police arrived quickly and arrested the man. Turns out the rumour wasnt true because the man was Mr Crawler himself and he was a cannibal who killed and ate the two police officers along with his wife and unborn baby. Mr Crawler was also responsible for killing and eating multiple children. Whats even worst is that theres a total of 21 missing children but only 3 children were found in that mansion and none of them were alive.

“Oh well, must’ve run off.”

Imagine playing Skyrim using a guncon: *shoots gf*

She looked like she could barley hold in the laughter 🤣🤣🤣

Your such an npc

Why does she have a Michial Jackson face!?

I’ve seen that spatula in other videos, that thing is deadly

You forgot the “greetings adventurer” at the very end

Forgot about the part where the npc dies after they sit down

Bro she staring in to my soul at the end

nobodys here

😂😂😂

Bruh. I just go to solitude and just kill all the guards if i need money

The poor demons are trying to sleep and this is what you. Doing to wake em

I hope that every nerd finds happiness with a gf like this 🤣

The death animation is nostalgic.. Nice work

*_NPC proceeds to have an insightful conversation with my lifeless corpse_*

that is 100% accurate even the fall and them sitting at the end casually XD

The death fall tho

“Must’ve ran off” would’ve been golden

So true

Skyrim mod list kill time be like

Must’ve been the wind

All I know this. This dude like to have many females in his house. She’s definitely persuaded him to partake in 3 somethings. They’re all little bit geeky girls too being a game like Skyrim. He’s got it made. A bird into games, and proper games too. RPG’s. So, you know they’re be a little bit kinky, as the repressed in school for being geeky, hence the threesome. My man! 🤣🤣😂😂

*Proceed to summon flame atronach*

These are great, please tell me your not going to be like that other guy

She forgot the “WAIT..i know you” after you die

no why guards are that strong

Skyrim and redemption

As a skyrim player
I can confirm that they don’t wear half dress clothes and pajamas when trying to arrest the player
still pretty accurate

Loss

he should have tp’ed to the core of the sun

Jajaaja el final es épico xd

😂👍

A Ship without marines is like a garment without buttons

The dying animation…

I wish she started using the spatula to eat invisible soup out of her shield.

That’s not a guard, that’s a f***ing real life Lydia.

I expected a “Need something” or “Must have run off” at the end.

That girl : teach you to mess with me.. -_-

That’s obilvion gaurds..

Must have been the wind

That’s really how it be

As someone that JUST recently started playing Skyrim, I found this entertaining. 😂

Вот такую бы девушку, которая полностью разделяет все увлечения своего парня особенного компьютерные игры 🙏🙏🙏😘

Inaccurate, he didn’t accidentally exit the conversation

how the fk do i share a short? just copy the link?

I love skyrim when you fall 1000 feet in the air and fall the same way he did lol

Nice one punk as f Love run Amuck.

I loved that she just walked through the table lmfaooooo

Should’ve had her check the body and say “I’ll find who did this!” That one got me every time 😂

Why did she sit all stiff and look at the camera like that tho? Totally ended me! 🥹😂

cake

She got the fatarseeeeee

Like my wife

😂the way she walks threw

Beautiful, just absolutely beautifully well done.

😂

Cringe

This is unrealistic and u immersive cus didint even spin when he died!

That death was so accurate

Cringe button
👇

You should demonstrate the perfect touch pickpocket perk on her too.

Wait people who grind Skyrim get girlfriends?

The way she walked through the table

Very Accurate 😀

Smash

What’s on her foot?

I love it.

This is one of you best videos 🐱

Na na na the end naaaah 10/10 😂😭😂

First time play that game I challenge the gaint . I hit him once and he slap me like mosquitoes..i died..so I learn my lesson

Accurate

should have shown them using other dialogue once they kill you.

A spatula

that’s not me I’m a werewolf in skyrim

Fo sho duh

That’s true except for the fact that if you have the Ebony blade then they literally have no chance against you

That stare into my soul: 👁️👁️

Me: 📱👀

She forgot to tell him she was an adventurer that she took a arrow in the knee after she killed him

“Must’ve been the wind”

And yet, we have to defeat alduin…smh

You forgot the what a waste

😂

Must’ve been the wind

That deathstare at the end 🤣

How does a dishwasher kill you with a spoon?

Please don’t kill your GF like the other Skyrim tuber 😅

eyoooooooo

“Must’ve been the wind”

That must have scared them off

Tru

Must have been the wind

💔 Skyrim

I would so do that with my girlfriend

When you’re an alteration hater but you play mage

Must’ve been the wind

Thr last look: Need something?

🤣🤣🤣 accurate death

Она сначала должна была посмотреть на труп и сказать “Всё хорошо?”, а потом сесть.

we are all that old now huh

And the look after lol

You died to one hit lmao

This is dope

Jajajaja 🤣

What would you literally do if someone walked up to you like that as they knock over stuff and literally just push everything out of the way

That chick is best girl

table is no need for

My dumbass try to f****** dodge it while watching the video LMAO

*Stares right at your soul*