My first time playing skyrim and I learned that lesson the HARD way

Skyrim chicken vs zelda chicken 💀

Lol

Is that a minecraft chicken voice?

Botw chickens are much deadlier

That is so true 🤣

Gah the guards are stupid one time some guards were being attacked by bandits and I went to help the guards and they started attacking me instead

I learned not to attack chicken after ocarina of time

This chicken: dont burn me or my guard will kill you
The ledgend of zelda chicken: who need a guard?

Yeah its real im ded in guard

The fact that i did that in riverwood and escaped and later guard came and arrested me

Bro, chickens have more respect than a king

The worse thing is that chickens and other animals count as witnesses sometimes if you ausalit of kill someon even if no one else is around

Oh chicken nugget

If you hurt a chicken in Zelda, you might as well say goodbye to your family

As a Skyrim chicken, I can confirm we sound like Minecraft chickens

“HES TOUCHIN THE CHILD!”

Tell me that jumpscare was not scarier than Marionette… 🥲

😢😢😢😢😫😫🐓😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I figured that out the hard way, like the whole village was after me

blunt

I did this my first time in riverwood and was so confused

I Miss you skyrim, after i finish this game….

They would attack even for killing a mosquito lol

minecraftChickenSoundInChickenOfSkyrim.mp4

Этот гениальнейший человек буквально заставил меня поиграть в Skyrim

GC ты можешь халявна лутать скины для кс го выполнение заданий просто веди ZaHFk2zV этод кол и получи 20 монет удачи

雞哥！！！

5 bounty added to Riverwood. 10 to Whiterun. 😂😂

Related from child hood hahaha

Oh but I can kill a guard an yield and go to jail for a day, but when I kill a chicken on accident because I kicked something I dropped im immediately getting my ass clapped

Have you play Roblox?

Casually kills chimken then turns to look at the guard and then guard says u have committed crimes against Skyrim

Guard: YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM. Me: You didn’t even do that when I tried to lockpick a lock, Burning the chicken made you mad though…

The guard: 😐😑😐🫥🫥🫥

Also the guard: “ *YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES TO SLYRIM AND IT’S PEOPLE* “

I like h

Chicken hitboxes is holy

This actually happened to me the first time I played

Why He kill a chicken

I watch that video and suddenly my mouth taste like chicken

Smart people, now come along… 🏃🏿‍♂️

bro just pulled out a fist

because he killed a chicken he is a criminal 😂😂😂

stop criminal you cimmited crimes again skyrim ands it people what say you

That Skyrim chicken had the sound of Minecraft chicken😂😂

Never mess with a chicken… there are daedric gods of Skyrim now…

When I first started playing skyrim I went to riverwood to meet that blacksmith after escaping helgen.. I saw a chicken there and I was like “free food” I killed it and the entire village wanted to slaughter me

Cuccos have taught me to fear all fowl.

That is so true

What about sekiro chickens?

A 100% facts

In Skyrim it’s not i st chickens you can’t mess with but cows as well

It looks like killing a chicken is serious crime in skyrim🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dude when I discovered that chickens can in fact report bounties I was both irritated and intrigued

I’ve put over 500 hours into this game which probably doesn’t sound like a lot for a 11 yr old game but for me it’s a metric fk ton. Usually ‘playing a game a lot’ for me translates into around 150 hours lmao

That’s so true, don’t fry the chicken
👌😂👌

Poor kfc

Don’t fuck with Zelda chickens either,
You don’t want to know what they do

I did this once. Everyone in the starting town hates me now.

In skyrim chicken need guard
In ocarina of time guard need chicken

😆

10 years later and people are still doing chicken vids

In Zelda you hit a chicken you have started a war the first thing you do is run to a building that you can enter it will get rid of the chickens I’m talking from experience they don’t mess around 💀

Can’t horses catch you lockpicking?

XD

Why the chicken sounds like Minecraft chicken 😎

The Chickens also used to be able to Call the Guard on you if they caught you committing a crime.

Pov: Chicken from Botw

Valeu

That chicken was gonna snitch

The first time I ever played Skyrim I had literally just got off of playing Minecraft and I killed the chicken in Riverwood and *everyone* got mad at me x’D

Yea me too

That’s a valuable animal!!!

“Skyrim chicken”
Minecraft chicken noises: am i a joke to you

The villagers in Skyrim just need motivation. I would like to see Alduin deal with the villagers when he accidently burn a chicken

The biggest crime in Skyrim

А fallout??

Bro used The Minecraft chicken sound💀💀💀

All I wanted was a chicken breast and now I have to kill another guard

Technically this is a crime.
Here they are:
-Animal Cruelty
-Destruction of property (Since a chicken can be considered business related)

The owner of said chicken can press charges and receive compensation.

Of course, the Jurisdiction in Skyrim takes the murder of chickens far more seriously than in real life. I guess in Skyrim this crime is punishable by instant jail time and/or charges. Resisting arrest results in likely death penalty.

“Note to self” Do not mess with Skyrim chickens 🤣🤣

We need a don’t mess with a Breath of the Wild Cuckoo

This was the first I didn’t when I played skyrim for the first time

That is exactly what happened to me when I killed a chicken

WHY DEVELOPERS ADDS SOMES CHICKEN

I SWEAR!how does 69 always sneak into these videos!?!?!

1000 bounty added to the Reach

I like how he used minecraft chicken death sound effects in a skyrim video lol.

“You have committed crimes against skyrim” ☠️

Link: “First time?”

Don’t mess with The Legend of Zelda chicken.
Can you do that one pls? 🥺

It why I don’t hunt

At one point I killed a chicken and got a 1000 gold bounty

Don’t mess with a ZELDA chickens

Ты забыл главное ” furuda ” сказать чтобы сделать магию •∆•

Like if I tricked you

… Read more

One time in Skyrim I accidentally punched a chicken and the whole village tried to kill me I went back to the village and they were still hunting me down

Just wait until you play The legend of Zelda

Lockpicking level 69 wow !

chic.

Just become thane of all holds, guards won’t bother you no more

Lol

I once hit a chicken on accident and got banned from whiterun forever

When you burn the chicken

“Turn into KFC”

guard: you committed crime to Skyrim

“ the skyrim guard: *dont you dare hurt my child.* “

Oh the reason for this is because when you kill a chicken it has the same effect as if you’ve killed a human. I don’t know if that makes it funnier but yknow.

Why is this so damn truuuuue

In whiterun at the beginning of the game I killed a chicken I was swarmed by guards

+50 Bounty to Whiterun

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!!!

because I don’t use the fire to burn the door so I can enter

Chicken:CS:GO sound:Minecraft killer: Skyrim

You shoulda made it where bit zoomed to show the chicken and it was just some chicken nuggets, it’s was still good tho XD

This gives me botw vibes

Everybody’s gangsta till all of Riverwood is on your tail halfway across Skyrim for accidentally hitting a chicken

It’s like in assassins creed odyssey

XDDDDD 😂

Mincraft sounds… mmmmmmm…)

What about the chickens from the legend of Zelda

Altern title: Don’t punch the Chickens in Legend of Zelda

make botw

I killed a chicken in riften for food and a whole village just swarmed me and killed me

Also NPC’s: *blaming the wind after making clear eye contact with the thief*

This reminds me of when I got this game for Christmas the year it came out and while fighting a dragon I accidentally killed a chicken 🤣 and all the guards in Riverwood we’re trying to kill my first novice of multiple trades character and I had forgotten to previous save for a long time lol and I didn’t get away tho I tried to run I feel like ridiculous because when you get barlgruf to send troops you can run out the gate and there like three gaurds running there but when I was getting out down there was like 20 of them

The guard didn’t even pull out their sword 😂

THAT IS SO TRUE!!!

Am I tripping or did he just try to lockpick a chicken?

Skyrim 😍

i did that mistake on my god darn playthrough never again and if i do i save before entering

Bro got no sowrd

Dovakiin: kills chicken Skyrim guard : yOu hAvE cOmmItEd CrImEs against Skyrim

LmfaO so true

my brother killed a chicken in riverwoods from hes first play through he was shock of everyone started trying kill them

My babysitter House looks just like that one

On top of that, I’ve downloaded a mod that makes chickens explode when killed.

This is the first thing I ever did when I started the game

My first time playing skyrim, I attacked a chicken after escaping helgen
I had to restart my game because it autosaved after I killed the chicken and I had no other saves
Don’t mess with chickens

Minecraft chicken noise?😂

The only Reason for this happening is…

They are vegan

Why so google perfeckt video ❤️❤️❤️

Yep first thing I did accidentally even and the whole town was after me

u should to move the dagger slowly to open the lock,I was really good at this ☕️

I did that mistake first time i played the game lmao.

Dont mess with a Zelda chicken either

Bro, I was cooking wtf

So true tho

The Minecraft chicken noises 💀

Remember when the chicken could report you for crimes lol loved that glitch

HE DIDNT QUICKSAVE

Bruh this is how I wasn’t able to progress in the game

*steps on a bug*
“670 Bounty added to whiterun “

I did that one time in I forgot the places name but it’s after you get outta Helen and to the next place.

More like don’t mess with Arnold’s chicken

First time playing i killed a chicken and the entire vilkage was coming after me

Why the fuck did i think he was lockpicking the chicken??

YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE!

I think we have all made this mistake in Skyrim….😅

I want to know the theory of behind why the chickens are so important the whole village will attack you if you kill a chicken

When my brother started playing,he accidentally killed a chicken and we laughed so hard at him and then he didn’t return to riverwood for like a week

Wooo 100st liker

Yo what do you use for editing

Skyrim players: *commit genocide and war crimes*
Guard : STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM
Skyrim players : *crounch*
Guard : must have been the wind
Skyrim players : *kills a chicken*
Guard : so you have chosen death
Skyrim players : *crounch*
Guard : *procceed to still beat the shit out of the players*

Bruh the MC chicken sound

So true though

You have committed crimes against

Meanwhile me in skyrim killing every single guard from every city

forget the guard what about zelda? those Cuckoo are about that shit, call up all the homies to get on your ass

I am so good at lock picking on that game! 😅

Don’t attack a cucco in Zelda or you will pay

It’s worse at the start when most players first walk into Riverwood, there are no guards so the locals simply tear you limb from limb.

Wantofok

so chickens have the exact same value when you kill them of a humman

even the the skyrim chickens can’t match zelda’s cuckoos

“Skyrim chicken”
*Minecraft chicken noises*

Minecraft chicken sounds 😂😂😂

Why do skyrim guards sound like arnold?

When play skyrim i

That has happened to me

Wait… I know you

Alduin: *Something in Dragon tongue*

Consider yourself lucky only 1 guard came, usually you aggro the entire town even the old people.

That guard has a nice sword there

Should’ve quick saved man

Thats why i mod in a dessert eagle

That’s how vegans people act

I love how I can just tell the build you’re running from the little details

A heavy armor mage who sneaks around a lot and has a high lockpicking stat

Heavy armor becaude of the helmet looking a bit like a mixture of the iconic Iron Helmet and a Steel Horned Helmet

Mage because you decided to put the flames spell on your right hand, implying that destruction magic is your go to for damage, as opposed to most non mage builds who have magic on the left hand

Sneak because of the fact you only decided to crouch when you were lockpicking, implying you have the skill that makes you invisible via crouching

And lockpicking because you’re not opposed to just taking shit from locked places for curiosity’s sake

The gaurd is the chickens Jojo stand

damn riverwood

TRUE THO I WEAK FUS RO DAHED IT AND THE WHOLE VILLAGE WENT AFTER MY ASS
What I mean by weak is the one where it makes people shake but doesn’t physically move them

Killing a chicken was the first thing i did when i exited the tutorial cave leading to the first town.

Learned the hard lesson when i walked into town and everyone came to kill me. it took me me five minute to figure out why everyone was mad. hahahaha

It really be like that tho lmfao😂😂😂 also weirdly enough like owner animals can be crime witnesses like for example u kill a guy next to a owned horse and the game counts the horse as a witness lmao

I once did this in whiterun, and I got mobbed by the whole village

bless you, skyrim player 😂✌️

The guard tho- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Zelda taught me never to mess with chickens

TLOZ fans know this all to well

Gosh I would do that to a chicken in blades and sorcery nomad, I think the chicken model is the same as well

Chickens in Assassin’s Creed fight back

No amount of buckets on heads will save you from this crime

At least the chicken doesn’t call up his gang and do a drive by on yo ahh like in Zelda.

How dare u harm that chicken

Btw im the skyrim guard i love chicken dude not chicken food but a alive chicken

I remember my friend died to a level 5 chicken

Aucarina of time on n64. when u blow the wrong song and the whole game of monsters come after u

I didn’t see the other door at first and I thought he was trying to lock pick that chicken lol

Pensé que iba ser el prota víctima de la propia gallina, como las gallinas de TLOZ

That is so true. When you kill a chicken in any village, town, or city in skyrim, you will have a bounty on your head for like 1,000 gold pieces and all guards are hostile on sight if you resist arrest.

That’s so realistic. In real life we will become a punch bag after killing neighbor’s chicken

Zelda BOTW chickens: Allow us to introduce ourselves

The first time I played Skyrim, I killed a chicken in Riverwood thinking it was like Minecraft. Yea, wasn’t too popular after that.

As a Legend of Zelda player I absolutely agree. Never. Mess. With the chickens

I like how the chicken makes Minecraft chicken sounds

Bro was like “what is happening here?”

Bro just for a chicken

Kills the Emperor of Tamriel, no one cares. Kill a chicken the whole fricking world wants you dead. 😂😂😂

Egg

I had a similar time playing this game,
I killed a chicken for food and got softlocked because it was right at the start of the game and the entire village attacked me

Should of shown are KFC bucket

the minecraft chicken sounds

I don’t know why they make so much of a deal about chickens

you have committed a crime against Skyrim and her people.
what say you in your defence?
you’ll never take me alive!

so true, i can’t even take a fucking flower without getting attacked by guards

I mean it is somebodies property

Ты не шаришь за игру

If you attack a chicken in skyrim the Empire and Aldmeri Dominion unite to totally disintergrate you

You have 50 gold bounty or jail

In legend of Zelda the chickens duplicate

Bro this is Minecraft chicken sounds 💀💀

So true. I accidentally killed a chicken with a ancient nord war hammer and the entire village went hostile on me.

Remember i dropped skyrim right after i started it because i hit a chicken, died and lost like 30 minutes of progress

dont mess with ZELDA’S chicken

LITERALLY HAPPENED IN MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH. Burnt a chicken to death so I was forced to wipe out the whole village from the map 🤷‍♂️

Check out episode 1 of Adventures of the Dragonborn out NOW ‼️

Fun fact! Animals in Skyrim can report crimes

This is granny 3 minecraft skyrim real life

Oh you have chosen a magnitude of death you will never understand…. you will never leave Skyrim alive.

I have had a chicken give me a 5 gold bounty for seeing me lockpick after which I killed and had another 5 gold bounty for another chicken seeing the murder of the other chicken…
At that point I just kept the bounty

Now do zelda chickens

Now your getting an arrow in the knee

Figure them out lock picking just grab a dinner plate put it next to the door and just walk against the door and then you’ll go through it

This meme originated from the chicken in riverwood, due to the citizens there being part of the “whiterun law enforcement” team they attack when u have a bounty, and since they can’t arrest you there’s no way to get them to stop until u no longer have a bounty

Zelda old games: First time?

My dumb ass at 3am thought that chicken was real

I discovered this yesterday by trying to evolve the illusion skill by shooting the chicken with the fear spell instead of the calming spell

As soon I saw the chicken, i said kick it into the sun

😬🤨😐😑😶😵🤕🤯🥸🥶😱🥺😭😥 not the chicken chickens are innocent in skyrim I have no use unless I kill em for an egg 😀

If they don’t see it, they don’t care. Also, if you got that sweet Thieves Guild hookup, you can just bail yourself out every time.

🤣🤣🤣

Only legends know those are Minecraft chicken sounds

Same goes for the legend of Zelda.

Lol

Lol

The worst crime

Kill once a Skyrim chicken, you may survive.
Hit once a Zelda chicken, you will die twice.
-master oogway

Don’t mess with a BOTW cucco🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔

Ah the first animal I killed in Skyrim, the chickun

That is so true I killed a chicken ran away and the world just stopped I ran threw a wall and the world had no more textures

Guard : you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people what say you in your defense

Player : pays off the bounty

Guard : smart man now come along with us we’ll take any stolen goods and you’ll be free to go after you play the fine of course

Also him: Starts to sneak
Guard: Must have been my imagination

The chickens will tell on you in Skyrim

Me literally steps on a rock:

Guard: You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people!

Hitting a chicken 3 time in the legend of zelda mean death

I love how when he lockpicked the door he didn’t even look at it… Did he lockpick the chicken?

I Died laughing when the guard just stared then glanced at the chicken for a minute and finally said something 😂😂

Stop right there criminal scum!!

Skyrim Chickens are sacred creaures of Tamriel that should never be messed with

So true I try to kill a chicken and they run up to me and try to KILL ME

YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST-

Can’t tell you how much times I’ve heard that also the 1st person to reply is fatherless and a gay furry and fucks they’re plushies.

69 nice

69

“you have committed crimes against KFC”

Me using the wheelbarrows in the game’s broken engine to my advantage what

*murders one chicken* the entirety of riftten

A true Skyrim officer lets the criminal murder the victims in order to preserve the purity of justice.

Me: kills chicken for food because it’s actually reasonable
The guard that was standing behind me:* You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people*

Pov:im seeing my cookie being eat

I agree with this but I look very carefully before I kill anything in Skyrim such as chickens lol

Heh, botw chickens don’t even need guards

Сто раз пересмотрела)

Bro that’s Minecraft chicken sound rite

Realize how he uses Minecraft chicken sounds

I remember that in my first playthrough I killed a chicken hoping for meat but instead I got death

Kills chicken
Gaurds: you have comitted crimes against skyrim how do you plead
Player: proceeds to take on the entire gaurd

“you never should have come here”

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

This actually happened to me

Almost as dumb as the horse being a witness. Like the horse can talk?

Legend of Zelda chickens don’t rely on guards

*THEY DO THE JOB THEMSELVES*

Kkkkkk

how about a cuckoo, i need to see that

Bruh that happened to me my first time playing Skyrim

Omg that was the first thing i did when i got to the first village 🤣🤣

D O *N O T . . . .* you’ll Die, Litterally.

Killing chickens is the worst crime in Skyrim, all the NPCs will attack you, and they will never forget what you did🤣

Well the first time
I ever played Skyrim on pc I found out the hard way

Can you do resident evil?

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense

I remember just starting and killing a chicken next thing I know I’m being jumped by the whole of Riverwood

my first time I hit a chicken and the whole village came after me 😂

I love how he used the mincraft chicken noise

It’s clearly the law passed by the animal welfare community of Skyrim

Noice

A chicken costs 25 gold to purchase.
The 200 gold bounty is called for.

BRO CROUCH

*kills a citizen, hits jarl, etc*
“I will fine you 100 gold”
*Kills a chicken*
“So you choose jail for the rest of your life?”

And that is why I always quick save

So true

Is nobody gonna talk abt how the sound effect is the Minecraft chicken

Ah yes the chickens got tired of fus ro dah

Try free fire . Go on 🔥.

😂yes🤣 The chickens🤣🤣😂😂

Nothing like accidentally killing a chicken while defending a town from a dragon, only to have a horde of guards trying to arrest you, now days I just let it happen.

Don’t touch chicks the chicks can kill you

And it was then the oh shit moment came, when the dragonborn shits himself when the guard looked at the chicken on fire LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣 before arresting his ass too funny though.

BotW for me be like:

Man: *fails to lockpick and burns chicken”
Me:”JUST BIRN THE DAMN DOOR!”

Just love the Arnold voice you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, What do you say in you’re defense?

燒雞真的會被抓哈哈哈

Chikn makin Minecraft sounds

This happened so many times to me

Hun

Very cute Soldier

It is worse in the legeng of Zelda

Why does an ownerless shoe bother me so much

So you have chosen death!

Press f9

Player: *burns chicken*
Guard:SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

The same thing happened to me the first time I played 😭

True😅

Why dont you post something else instead of Skyrim.

Remember when that chicken would’ve reported the crime

Just don’t hurt the cucco if you want to live

Lol

I attacked a chicken the first time I played Skyrim… Learned my lesson.

I killed a chicken in Riverwood once and I promise and entire army just spawned out of nowhere and completely murdered me.

“You have commit crimes against skyrim and her people”

Skyrim chicken!? It should be a legend of Zelda chicken that little shit calls every other chicken in the universe!

“You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?”
Never not be funny lol
Or even “By the order of the jarl, stop right there”

Dont mess with cuccos in hyrule…youll perish

So true😂😂😂😂

Those minecraft sounds

This actually happened to me once.

😂

Yeaaa, I wouldn’t go for the chickens 🤣🤣

What the chiken done wrong

No it’s CS:GO players that do this

This includes me.

Why’d he try and lockpick the chicken

I remember loosing 2k gold cause i gave Frenzy to a chicken at Windhelm. I got to Windhelm by foot and I was farming spells against bears in the way so the last quicksave was really farback so I had to tank the lost of 2k and the worst part was that I wasnt able to steal em back with paralysis cause the guard instantly entered the tavern and list the gold in its inventory

Is that a Minecraft chicken???

**kills a chicken**

Everyone in a 500 km radius: *P E A C E W A S N E V E R A N O P T I O N

Wait….i finding this lock picking game for 5 year because my brother play it

I like that he has shield, helmet but he cant afford a shord

Every time I kill a chicken the guards kill me 😑