“I’ve been expecting you.”

Yeah, no need to tell me that. I knew you were expecting me. I could tell from the shirt – I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS. Very professional and much appreciated.

Wtf is the shirt 😂😂😂

That’s why it will never be ‘fixed’. It’s perfect.

Omg that was so hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha omgggg

🍑

Squid is the hero we didn’t deserve. She shaved her balls for this, and we didn’t even acknowledge her commitment to not having sweaty stinking beans. Thanks Squid, you’re saving lives with your sacrifice. 👍🏾

Its almost been 2years and She keeps getting in my feed and at the same time of 2years seeing her I still don’t known who she is

Skyrim is perfect in every way

do you get to the cloud distric very often? oh what am i saying, of course you don’t.

Bro how did you do the walk so perfectly and elegantly. Gravity does not comply with you xD

Bruh that’s 10+ year old news

Yep! Indeed! Very accurate! 😆

Cute, but yes

Anyone else just watch cause she’s hot?

I used to be an adventurer like you,
Then I took an arrow in the knee

Oblivion tho

If a Skyrim NPC fights someone and the one they where fighting dies they say “must’ve scared em off”

That has never happened to me on my nearly 10 years of playing happened in oblivion though multiple times that game was a mess lol

They are like “quick hold this if you get rid of this u will pay the conscience” while the person he stole from is 2 millimeters away like “hey u there have u seen a bandent that stole my imperial bow of frost”

Bethesda bugs are great, I hate how they don’t fix their games before milking more money out of people though

I’ve never seen something so true before in my life 🤣

Skyrim is so much fun and have been playing it for years

Skyrim is basically full of squids i guess

WTF is written in her shirt?! 😂😂😂
SHE is broken in a way that it’s just … insanely funny.

I once got my head chopped off but didn’t fully die so I was just suspended there looking at my headless body as my head is rolling away to new horizons…

I can’t get over how her arms are moving like they don’t have bones… considering she goes by “Squid”.

“Your money, or your life.”
*refuses to surrender*
“Have it your way, then. *shoots into the stratosphere* “

This is the perfect example!

Ive literally never seen this happen and it upsets me

It’s my fav game

Nice shirt, an absolute killer for a first date. Love it
Also yeah, that’s kinda how it has always been with Skyrim, no amount of patch could ever fix that, but do we really want that to be fixed ? Nah (except when the NPC is your follower with all your “hard” earned gear)

I agree completely

Woooooow, fck yeah.
“I was an adventurer like you once, till I took an arrow to the knee”

you’re playing a 10 year old game dawg

Every time I start a new save and do a playthrough I always fear it will glitch and I’ll have to abandoned my save

*fucking stabs you in the throat*
“Must’ve run off..”

Thanks for listening to me phone started my 1 billionth playthrough today but this time with mods and I am having the time of my life

Gerdur: The gods know what you’ve done **swims away in mid air**

🤣🤣🤣

Hang on, I didn’t catch that, can you turn around and do that again?

I love that shirt

grip reaper

This woman looks like 1976

I love your teeth

Something that I love about Skyrim is the fact that yes the game is broken, but it’s the good kind of broken like this is stupid but a good kind of stupid

HHAHAHAHAHHA WOMAN.

I’ve been looking for you ,got something to deliver…then proceeds to hand me the dark brotherhood quest letter afyer I’ve finished the game and multiple full dlc

It is and it is buggy as well needs a bug fix but it’s a fun game but needs a bug fixs.

Who remembers jumping out of whiterun and going to that glitched out chest under the blacksmith?😂

every excuse to show ahh,these hos

Literally never happens

Oblivion is even MORE broken than Skyrim, believe me

wth flynn’s long lost syster?🤕

A bit, but oblivion is the goat

Skyrim was a masterpiece regardless of its imperfections

I mean….it’s amazing and buggy….yet still amazing

That’s oblivion not skyrim 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️.

I’m playing Skyrim right now

XD

no its not

Ur a npc

Facts LOL

Why is no one talking about the shirt💀💀

best is riften people just after they killed a thief they suddenly looses sight of him saying must have gotten away

No bugs this is feature

I wish that chair was me

Not for me

Dislike

I’ve been playing since Morrowind and will always love the weird jank of the Elder Scrolls games.

Also if you ever played Morrowind then you know the true pain is Cliff Racers.

Oh my gosh squid has a lil pound cake. Didn’t expect that 😂

Skyrim doesn’t have bugs, it has features

LMAOOO

Skyrim is broken in a way where it crashes loading into whiterun. In a way that demands constant quick saves. In a way that to finish the game you may have to totally start all over two or three times to make it through without game breaking “features”. It just works.

Michael Jackson?

They just new how to make games in a way we’d enjoy back then

I was walking on a road near whiterun and then all a sudden a giant just fell out of no where and died

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That shirt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Squid seems like the kind of person who has done this many times unironically.

Yeh we all noticed that since 2013 or so. Not need to chase clout on that in 2023

This really must have been a important show for her to have shaved her balls.

This is maybe her funniest short yet. If for no other reason than her shirt.

✨The physique✨

“Hey I can’t finish this quest.” “You fool, you needed to look up the bug list for that specific quest out of hundreds and if you are on console it is even worse. Hey wait where are you goi-“

🎟️

Shut woman

Didn’t think people like this would be playing Skyrim

One time I enchanted a weapon with vampire and it did five thousand damage

The funniest part is cyberpunk is criminally underrated bc it’s a broken game yet all the broken moments are hilarious like Skyrim and I loved it 😂😅

Okay your right but it’s funny

Wait until she find out about Oblivion

I wish I could love myself the way I love Skyrim, this beautiful mess of a game

It’s a older game. It’s still a masterpiece tho

Oblivion: Hold my beer

You look cute have a good day🙂

i also love that they make limits to stuff you can do, then someone finds a way to break that limit and then become 4 times strongers

I like yo jeans, G.

Cause you were 5 when the game came out

🍰

Grip reaper

Halt you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

I mean I knew she was beautiful and damn near perfect but her also being a gamer and liking skyrim is just icing on the cake

Cringe

I’m my current play thru , Rolof got glitched at “the battle of whiterun” (yes I’m a milk drinking Stormcloak) lol

And I couldn’t complete the quest so whiterun was unavailable for fast travel for a day, until finally Rolof decided to walk from white run to folkreath hold. I couldn’t even use “wait” lmao

I love this game 💀

Accurate

No one gonna say it?….
Ok I will.
Damn she got ass.

cheeks

When you try too hard to be funny:

top 10 funny women :

thanks for watching

😅😅

I love the many bugs in skyrim that is until the game fucks up and I lose my save then I hate the bugs

Tom Howard’s beautifully designed game: Skyrim has no exploits whatsoever- (that one YouTuber who likes golden tea who’s name I forgot of)

Nice Permed hair!

God I’m in love with her😂😂

My ancestors are smiling upon me imperials, can u say the same .

I have covid and I picked up Skyrim for the first time since I beat it in 2012. I’ll be playing all weekend as I try not to die in real life

https://www.twitch.tv/apdagr81

Women☕️

“milk drinker”

*legion spawns in*

Fallout NV player: thats all u deal with?

*random npc spawns in*
everything dies to something

Subtext title:
“Balls”

its all apart of the bethesda charm

The kid from stranger things wants his style back

Npc: I’ve been expecting you

starfield better be like this

it is the best game ever made

I use each and every glitch that benefits my character

Or when the horses just go into the nether realms and then shoot across the sky 😂

Hey, watch it

Yo why am I hear a girl voice but watching a skyrim clip

I’d break to back🫵🏽

Just the way she slowly fell, sliding against the wall🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did u jus start playing it? Skyrim is a beautiful tragedy and ive been playing for over ten years haha

The NPCs ain’t got that much cake tho

Hear me out

Skyrim has the best most hilarious bugs ever… Especially that rag doll Physics… Sometimes they’ll just become possessed… And you’ll be holding up a cross and throwing water at them yelling, The power of Christ compels you!!

U know skyrim

I’ve been expecting you.
3 seconds later
Never should have came here

Youre 11 years late tho

Skyrim is great

thats childs play, try morrowind

She really did the walk😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

“Must have been the wind” -said an npc shot with an arrow

“Never should’ve come here”
*crouches down*
“Must’ve been the wind”

shes so fin

Is it a bug or is it a feature – God Howard

My daughter and I just started playing Skyrim a couple of weeks ago. She’s 13. It’s good dad daughter time. Cheers 😊

Who’s gonna tell her about the Oblivion?

Fall out is kind of the same way

😂🤣😂

Squidinkidink is fine as hell

Hmm yes literally jus bulldoze all the path

Very accurate.

nice spaghetti arms

You’re so funny dude, not a tired joke at all

Skyrim is wonderful, but Oblivion… Oblivion is sacred

Ain’t that the truth. But we all still love the damn broken games. 🤣🤣🤣

It is a big beautiful mess that I still love playin

Many of the bugs in Skyrim are literally caused by Morrowind because the Creation Engine is just and updated version of the Gamebryo Engine that was used to create Morrowind. Any Bethesda game made have bugs that date back to Morrowind.

I shaved my balls for this

That reminds me of that quest when you have to escape from prison in Markarth, if you kill Madanach and escape, Thonar stops you and thanks you at the end of the ruins, the thing is, when i did that quest i accidentally woke up one of that dwemer ruin machines and had to run, but when i got out to the city, the machines followed me and i got stuck dying while Thonar talked, so I had to rush the dialogue and run while that thing annihilated the citizens, definitely one of my most bizarre skyrim experiences xd

Well, welcome to 2011

You can really buy that shirt?! I’ve been wanting one ever since Birds of Prey!

what is that shirt lmao

Yup good game though

LOL, That is so accurate.

My first ever playthrough of skyrim i had no bugs, my second playthrough i had to restart the game 6 times because at the beginning the horses kept bugging out and the game couldn’t properly start

i still have no idea if this is a trans or not

It’s not broken, it’s a feature!

Love the shirt 🤣🤣

Hey its that one person
A chanel experience

You down load mods to fix that

I love her 🥰

Not unless you have mods
The npcs still do that but just their tittys are flailing around the place

she’s not funny guys, just hot.

But is it truly better than oblivions then ;p ?

Skyrim is pathetic compared to oblivion, there’s a glitch where one npc just commits suicide

😁

I shaved my balls for this LOLOLOL

What was hilarious was when Skyrim was released.. People found bugs within first 5 minutes of the game..

People: Are you gonna fix them…
Bethesda: No…

People: The giant sends you into a low earth orbit..
Bethesda: HA! Yeah, isn’t it hilarious?

You can definitely say at least the majority of Bethesda bugs are fun to find or witness. They can be annoying, and the games tend to have over all poor optimization, but the bugged interactions and janky behavior of NPCs is always a 10/10 for me.

I’m glad you shaved your balls for this. It would have been a travesty if you hadn’t

mommy

What a original take 👏

i like it when they drown themselves.

Skyrim isn’t broken, Skyrim is perfectly balanced and filled with amazing features

your dedication to the joke is inspiring.

I was expecting to shave your kitty, but damn. Now I have to check those balls 😉

Remember they are a feature not a bug.

I love this girl 😂😂

“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE!”

Bethesda doesn’t have bugs or glitches you philistines! They have unexpected features and mechanics.

the only people that watch you are NPC

skyrim is in fact so broken. Im stuck in the intro scene on the carriage just glitching around.

If that happens to you on the original skyrim lock your fps at 60
Very good very nice

Broken like that toe of camel

wtf XD i love this

So pretty ..
Just like my girl !

My phone was switching from cellular to wifi and paused. Thought it was part of the experience

Play skyrim together it’s even worse haba

*used a arrow on a bandit* “must have been the wind!”

True

Skyrim is Chaotic Poetry.

Never seen this skit before.

Oohhh 🫶

Lame

U can tell she’s only played for a few hours

Why is this attractive 😂

Welcome, you must be new around here.

i never saw a npc doing that, but do you go to the could distrikt often?

Look up the “passing all by yourself handsome” video. That sums up Bethesda game npcs

I have the exact same chair as you lol

I somehow broke it to its point of just pure. “Fuck you, I ain’t gonna let you play no more”

I guess never played oblivion 😂

She so pretty

Was this chick even alive when skyrim released? “Hurr during, skyrim glitch”

Like damn, its been like two decades since we started making fun of Bethesdas lack of polish.

we know

I think is better than Oblivion frikng jump scaring you every time someone randomly interacts with you and force you turn the camera towards them xD

I need that shirt in a guys shirt

Seems like your brain is equally broken

No shit Sherlock how young is she?

😐

Wow haven’t heard that one before. So fucking annoying

Skyrim is 11 years old.

Move on.

Love that t shirt

It’s hilarious when zoomers spastically ramble on about things people have known for a decade like they’re the first to discover it. Zoomers are cultural Christopher Columbuses.

You seem like the kind of person who likes Lydia as a follower 😑😂

Yuck

I cant express how much i loved this 😂

Backwards flying dragons anyone? “It just works”

Nah, that’s Oblivion more than Skyrim, although Skyrim does have its glitches and pathing issues 😂😂😂

…. annnnnd then you put a basket on their head, for good measure. 😂

Your shirt reminded me of the movie The Fantabulous Emancipation of the one Harley Quinn

I like how playing the game is mostly fine, it’s the npc’s and enemies that do the fun shit.
(ok and a bucket once nearly killed me from physics)

One time in Skyrim I was randomly travelling around Riften, a mammoth falls from the sky and lands in front of me.

It was then killed by a second mammoth falling from the sky directly on top of it. Easiest way to get Mammoth Tusk.

Why is this Squid in kid ink

I dislike her personality but she’s attractive so my monkey brain keeps clicking on the thumbnails before my conscious brain objects. But then the jokes are funny so I stay.
I think I’m a hate watcher.

This girl is so pretty it makes me sad

I want that shirt

Nailed it perfectly

She’s got gta on lock.

“It just works.” Todd Howard/spiffing brit

her shirt says what i say to myself everyday

Damn 😳

reading her name with dyslexia is crazy. shes got a squid and kid kink

No shit Sherlock

Why my skyrim companion look like her

Yes

They just perpetuate

well it’s like over a decade old now🤷‍♂️

She really committed to that demonstration 😅

Why is Skyrim, a decade-old game, still so broken and unplayable?!? I tried to go back and finish Skyrim a few weeks ago, but unfortunately I was unable to, because the game crashes literally EVERY SINGLE TIME I play it. Seriously, the game is nonfunctional. It crashed so hard that it actually forced me to do direct shutdowns to rescue my Xbox, because it was so frozen I couldn’t even bring up the dashboard to close the damn game. How the hell can Bethesda justify this game still being so disgustingly broken and unplayable after all these years? They’ve had ample time to fix it, they obviously just don’t give a fuck. I used to love Bethesda games, but now I’m seriously considering whether I’ll even bother buying an “Elder Scrolls 6” or a “Fallout 5”.

Skyrim is love. Skyrim is life.

Broken in a wonderful way, just like y’all wonderful fucks

I want this shirt.

LMFAO yeah something like that

Honestly I’ve had an npc walk into something, the physics go ham for a micro second and they collapse at the end too. Og ps3 skyrim was wonderful times

i shaved my balls for this video fam

Are you even old enough to remember true vanilla Skyrim?

Any chance we might see a Let’s Play series of Skyrim from you one day? Please.

How did she only discovered this now omg

Wow, way to explain an old meme as if you’re telling a new joke…..

Damn I want to clap those cheeks.

Broken like you
Beautifully 🎉❤

This woman is cool AF. Love these videos

The best one is the cut scene kills on bandits.
“You never should have come here!” Says the alresdy beheaded corpse

Hot 2011 take.

No miss, you are broken.

hehe… funny, thats exactly right. though you may or may not know it, but men find longer hair a bit more attractive (its an indicator of health, as a stressed person’s body wont spend the resources to grow out the hair longer)

continue to bring on the fun

Ommfg this was so fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Wow nothing could possible get more nostalgic and hilarious than this!

Except buggy gamebyro physics, some of the time unless you bring them back with way too many overhaul mods

Anyone else gonna talk about the shirt 💀

Broken? I think you mean intended

Yo where can I get that shirt

you are one of the most entertaining YouTubers I’ve followed I swear

and im hooked

“Skyrim is broken” didnt we learn this years ago and thats why we all still play it?

Agree even if I didn’t play it

11 years too late

hahaha yes

lmfao they do to.

i like doing things with the bodies of the lost, especially the dragons

This made my week so much better. Thank you so much <3

🤣🤣🤣🤣

…Wow, yeah, that’s a great impression. Accurate. Respect.

Finally someone who makes funny shorts

A wise man once said it just works.

I mean.. yayayayayayayaya

This isn’t anything new lmao

That’s actually true and funny.. 🤣🤣🤣.. well done!

😂😂😂 LMAAAAO

She cute too bad she famous

I just shaved my balls. I need that shirt.

You can burn a whole village then sleep go back to village and they wouldn’t notice a thing good game

Bro, we ALL know. You talk Like you just played it for the first time ever.

Has there been any bethesda game released with minimal bugs? I doubt. Nor are they going to. I guess qc is not in the budget.

You committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?!

My honest reaction: 😐

I shaved my balls for this🤭🤭

Love to see there are a ton of girls in the Skyrim community

I want you so bad.

*puts bucket on npc’s head, becomes 100% ninja mode*

Not broken they just special

i mean she does got a point

Got alot of steel to shape. Can’t stop pressing that button. ⚒️⚒️⚒️⛏️⛏️⚔️🗝️

real life Bethesda gameplay footage

People are attracted to familiarity, maybe. What’s Skyrim’s player count again?…

Heard you like italian sausage 😏

Are you sure that you are not broken too? 😂😂

The most beautifully bugged game 😂

You should see Oblivion

I just works

Some may call these bugs. Me, I call them features.

Dude Skyrim is like the best game ever made there’s like no bugs or anything like that

I love this.. made me smile lmao

Thats more of an oblivion original

I love seeing zoomers getting into Skyrim memes. It’s never too late.

Love skyrim and that waist😜

I saw a cupcake

Bro is you an angle that felled from heaven? Cause you like pretty af or something idfk

Goodbye chair.

Squib is so qt I wanna Dahmer her

Skyrim is broken and beautiful but oblivion is SO scuffed and I absolutely LOVE it

Skyrim is broken like our marriage, it’s fictitious

“Do you make it to the cloud district often? What am I saying? Of course you don’t.”

Wait until you mode the game with stupid things

But but Todd said “It just works” 😁

fax beautiful

Nice shirt

Why everyone talking about the shirt and not, DAT ASS!🤨🤨🤨

Couldn’t have explained it better myself

the shirt that said I shaved my balls for this be like

Ello I shave my bawls fo yo 😁

Halt! You’ve committed crimes against Skyrim and her people!

This is why I love it so much

I started wheezing and my throat sounded like a Geiger counter

Idk if it was mod, but it probably was.
Its a mod with an elf hut thing in the mountains and something that often happens is mannequin’s will just appear in different places.

AYO

I flipping ❤️ that shirt 😂

I love the shirt

I would like to request links to shirts you wear on stream. Plz & thank you ☺️

𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖

Morrowind goes burr. Infinite intelligence loops to create potions of infinite speed.

I found this funny af and it’s true.

She looks like the brother from the eh bee family I don’t remember his name tho.

No one mentioning the shirt💀

just like my humor, broken in a wonderful way 😌

Yes

This was one of the first streams I saw and I knew it was full of rad people

bethesda bugs are so charming

I like how she usess Skyrim to show her ass like great marketing .

who still plays skyrim lol

It’s not a bug it’s a feature 🌚

You are cute 😁 and yeah, Skyrim is a bit very broken 😅

Its not broken 🤫
These are features 😉

Bru