I’m going to be honest…he is so screwed. The Dragonborn is a literal demigod chosen by akatosh don’t fuck with him

Lol

Bro had a whole nightmare about being straight 🤣🤣🤣🤣

WOW THAT IS RELATABLE!

Fine by me

Imma keep leveling up my Alteration for the 78th time so I can get unlimited pool of HP

Gimme that scaly bussy

Serana: “I must submit myself to real men.”

My Khajiit Dragonborn: *while initially simply raising her eyebrow at Serana looking at Isran with such a thirsty expression, she belts out a Jay Jonah Jameson laugh at the fact that Serana just called Isran a real man*

Fine, my horse never liked you, and I got tired of shooting you with those fancy Elven arrows anyways.

That’s why I killed her father

Me and my ebony blade: ah yes you two will make a great addition indeed…

*Quicksaves*

Y’know what? You ain’t worth my time, imma let my broski show you how you much you messed up.

*deep breath*

“ODAHVIING!!!!!!”

Wait if we’re seeing this from Isran’s perspective, Dragonborn turns into a Breton and Isran leaves his love (while cucking him) for his mortal enemy.

That sounds like a nightmare alright.

Dude, the voice modder. Amazingly done

XD just XD

What was thee lizhard?

The Lusty Argonian Butler

The longer I look the hotter serana becomes

That was the best ending possible

Damn, he got that Agorian bussy, although did you tried Khajiit bussy. Finest in all of Tamriel.

Eu sou o unico brasileiro q joga skyrim hj em dia?

Why was the dream only in my left ear

Me: *Loads anti cucking shotgun*

Well that means i can kill you know bozo

Argonian boys >

The horror… dear god… so horrible….

Tf

My left ear really enjoyed this

What a nut house

😂😂

Quicksaving…

*quicksave, unsheath Ebony Blade, swing, reload, repeat*

After helping Serana get cured, I also made her a new suit of enchanted dawngaurd light armour.

Call it ahunch, but I thought the Molag Baal choker of the vampire royal armour probably brought up bad memories…

Once you try Nord, you never get bored

me irl

Id “Fus ro dah” him into oblivion

Quicksaves:
DB:” you better pray to talos that your soul belongs to sovengard, cause that ass belongs to me.

Ah yes, the cVr$3D ending

DB: Serana… I can litterally make your dad your mom then fck her, I can make everyone in the dawnguard a girl… And fck them.

If you remain being my friend and nothing else… It’s because I choose that fate for you.

Later ahe’d find a real nord lol.

Honestly, I cured her and immediately lost interest in her. *wince at my own honesty*
I mean Lydia and her “I am your sword and shield” approach is more clevel since it is more emotional with a hint of flirtyness. Serana just turns into a generic tag along with almost no charisma after she’s cured lololol.

Lol, had those before

I just want to start a new playthrough so I can bash his head in now

That “get cucked breton “cracks me the hell up

These videos fr making me start another playthrough ☠️

Heavy virgin vibes

I still remember the first time I played the dawnguard DLC I died laughing when isran warned Serana that the Dragonborn will be in danger if she crosses him. Like dude what the fuck are you gonna do to the guy who crushed alduin and chokeholds Tsun?

So the dragonborn is gay? Is that canon or the fandom just decided that? Sorry I never played the games but I’m going to. What I want to say is idk why he wants a pile of bones to fuck? Kinks nowadays are weird man.

Isran…cucking the Dragonborn is a HORRIBLE idea

The question you will be asked is not IF you want to die, it’s HOW you want to die

You all need allah

Holy shit, some massive crybabies in this comment section Damn 😅

😂wtf

Bro who the fuck plays as bretons??

Real

Sure he’s a “real man” that gets folded like a piece of fucking paper the second his forehead meets a Daedric axe

Every Dragonborn’s worst nightmare 😂💀

“I see”
-Dexion Noriaki

But i became a vamp in my red guard… 😭💀😂

This was a rollercoaster

Brother this is making me so uncomfortable

If you chose Breton as your race this is what you deserve

Pfft, the punchline is fantastic and anyone being like “I can kill you” or whatever is missing the joke

We all know how this ends
*5 years later*
“*sobbing* please take me back Dragonborn he used me for my body and impregnated me and now I’m alone and homeless he took all my money and I have nothing PLEASE HELP ME”
“Haha no bitch”

I hate how much she reminds me of my dumbass friend and her muppet crush

Me with a thousand goddess women in my big kingdom saying come again also that guy is dead I literally just killed him 2 seconds ago with the npc killing spell

No more skooma before bed

this seems more like a wierd dream to the dragonborn lest be real there aint no way THEE dragonborn is ever being fucking cucked the psychopath

Well just kill em problems solved

Fever dreams be like:

Imagine being afraid of vampire tiddies

Ah yes, pissing off the half dragon, probably werewolf and or Vampire lord with divine weapons, favour from multiple gods who’s favour pastime is killing and devouring literal demigods… very smart Isran

You have just doomed that mans soul

The worst nightmare unless you are straight is to be straight

I feel like this is a situation I would set up just to be petty

Honestly? Who even fucking plays as Bretons?

hm yes but consider the following: *j’zargo*

Virgins

“I was straight and trying to get some of that vussy, but she went straight for the guy that questioned her in the torture room… Making me think I dodged a bullet in the dream and woke up to my 8-pack farming tool… I mean argoniaon husband.”

Bro modd dragonborn or not i ain’t no mess with someone who can kill dragons

The fact that my in-game name is Breton 💀 I feel personally attacked

Joshua Graham????

Had me in the 1st half, not gonna lie

“Get cucked Breton” “*screams in atronach sign*”

Isran got them inches I guess

Isran has nothing to worry about. The dragonborn is right there! He already won!

Ohoho, I’m not into you, I’m into your mother.

So whose her voice actresses?

I don’t get it which one woke up in bed Isaran or the dragonborn?

Well I guess Alduin will have to eat the world 😂😂😂😅😭😂

Bro 💀💀💀💀

“Had us on the first half not gonna lie”

Ahhh wtf hahaha🫨😵‍💫🤣🤣🤣

She sounds like crisine from dead money

This needs to be canon….

“I’m with a real man now”
“Fus”
“Babe you don’t have to do this”
“Roh”
“I’ll come back for you! We can talk about it”
BBC NEWS: “And today, two days after the shock wave that surprised the population, the police found the first corpse. witnesses said that they heard someone saying “Fus Roh Dah” before the incident”

Isran after that woke up alone: “Damn…. I dreamned that i was gay and had a nightmare for being straight.”

Elder scrolls 6 you’ll get drunk in a bar and wake up married to a old hag named Serana just watch

Theres no butt fucking in the brotherhood

Can never go wrong for the boy at the docks

Wtf

Ffs no

Love that the nightmare PC is a Breton, cuz it gets picked for optimization

🤮🤮🤮

😂😂😂😂

I realize that maybe the nightmare doesn’t end at that point in the dream, but at that point it begins, it’s Israel’s memories from another timeline, where they had the bad idea to be cheeky and didn’t realize they were in front of a next genocide.

Skyrim: “Dragonborn, I’ve been stuck in that cave for so long. Can I be your…waifu?”

Morrowind: “Look I’m not hiring you to kill the Camonna Tong, that’s not what this is. I’m just saying that I’m gonna take an unspecified amount of time to find a present for you, and if the Camonna Tong happens to get mercilessly slaughtered…”

So many twist and turns

Isran is pissing off the vessel of Akatosh, not the best idea considering what happened to Harkon

She dead

Queue a legion of followers and dragons burning fort dawnguard to the ground

Ayoooo 💀😭

Normally cucking stuff is extremely annoying and disheartening, but this was just golden

Skyrim but with 600 hentai mods

Based Serana, I wish for her soul to heal❤️

And congrats to Isran for getting that Argonian Bussy 💪🏾

I would kill the entire Dawnguard if that happened nah actually everyone and everything is dying

That’s the best part about Skyrim is you can in fact be gay without mods. It was the coolest game because it was friendly to all

Serana is trash tier though

Know how Molag Bal makes vampires… I got a strange feeling that Seranna isn’t acting like her usual self.

This is so much cringe 😬

He is no real man, he doesn’t wear the skeleton of an ancient beast turned myth and legend only to come back after a thousand years

Someone obviously has a hate boner for the Dawnguard leader 😂

He sounds like kratos bro💀

I got Serena to cure herself once and immediately regreted it. Her vampirism is what makes her hot.

Time to put my dark brotherhood membership to work

Damn

Love the fact that voice acting is monotone as it canon to Skyrim.

…..
>save game
(I think we all know where this is going)

F5 F5!

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

Makes sense mf was a breton

My left ear sure enjoyed that

Bro if npcs could think for themselves they would either fear my character or try to murder him any chance they get because i do be doing some fucked up shit ngl 🤷

White man has been here

Isran cucks the Dragonborn

Also Isran: Why do i hear boss music?

My left ear loved this video

Honestly, I’d respect Isran more probably, given how much I like giving the Daedric douchebags sass

Florentus was Isran’s ex?

😂

who voiced serana?

Bretons taking L even in dreams. They could take a page from Isran’s book and start taking D’s instead.

Even if this wasn’t just a nightmare, player could easily switch to an older save and eliminate the whole dawngaurd for this😈
Serana however, can’t be taken down without console commands 👿

Wow same XD

Lady this ‘man’ is the one who sent me to find you. Im the one who saved your mother. Murdered your pops. And built 3 freaking houses ALONE while you stood there complaining of the sun. Please…this is why I have Aela….or Shahvee, or Vilkas….or Derkeethus…or Muiri….I think i have a problem

Dragonborn? Not a REAL man??? These women are delusional nowadays. I promise you will be alone for the rest of your life if you plan on finding someone “better” 😂

you know what maybe a.i was a mistake.

FINALLY! If you asked me what I needed one more time I was gonna sacrifice you to Boethia!

Every turn in this short was a left

Isran: Get cucked—
Me: FUS RO DAH! *Yeets Isran to the other side of skyrim*

Me, who has Lydia and Aela hanging on my arms: “I’m happy for you both. 😊”

It’s okay because he’s a br*ton

*mods turned on*

No way my Dawnguard leader vampire slayer bro is gay😂 and ain’t no way serana would leave me the muthfckn Dragonborn for him!! Ain’t no way!!😂

Wtf😂

my left ear enjoyed this

The Vampireism is not a thing to be cured.

Phuwe only a dream

Let’s find her mom and make a new Serana then

🌚🌚

Should’ve tried the helicopter

Or eating butt. Even just a little bit

My right ear enjoyed this

“Get cucked Breton”

Jesus man, what did Bretons do to you?

Selene: I stop following you and decided to cuck you with my best vampire hunter daddy 😛
*Dragon Born standing and not uttering a word*
Dragonborn mind: I will set the world on fire, even the unkillable children won’t survive my anger

Man if one of my followers end up saying something like that I’ll tear their soul out and shove it into the most pettiest soul gem ever.

And then I’ll enchant a spoon with fire damage so my soup can be eaten HOT

All I heard her say was that she’s no longer immortal and no longer essential.

Here comes some free exp…

So Serana is from the US, leaves his white man for a bbc.

My high ass heard dragon porn

That is no nightmare, the dragonborn just started a new playthrough, and he get what he wanted this time

The way he says “get cucked Breton” kills me every time

What a twist

I had a nightmare where I was a Breton.

I would already be walking away as dialogue continue, just because I seen a shine in random dirt.

OH DEAR GOD

Only one at castle , book sultry argonian bard can be found at said castle . 100% cannon

Gets more and more based

THAT FUCKING PLOT-TWIST LMFAO I LOVE IT

One thing no one seems to realize,isran isn’t cucking the dragonborn…no you see he’s going knee-deep in masculine dova-kiin cheeks

BRO WHAT??!! I literally had a Nightmare LAST NIGHT that my partner was Hetero!!!! How is Youtube entering my brain?!!!

More twists than a M Night Shyamalan film

Damn, love this so much. But really Serena has gained strength thru her trauma. To convince her to forsake it. To shorten her existence in the world is the height of stupidity. Serena is a vampire and there is nothing wrong with parasitizing your fellow parasites, ie. Men and mer. If u disagree, that’s fine. Just remember that most residents of Skyrim would kill you for accidentally picking up their trash.

I’ve never understood the whole wishing for Serana to be a marryable NPC hell I always thought her and the Dragonborn are just really good friends, but just friends friends that can piss off each other, but at the end of the day they just laughed it off. During one of my play through as a Dawnguard Nord I mentioned family to her and when she asked about your characters I made him someone who was basically an orphan leading to why he take pity on the orphans of Skyrim. It’s due to this plus his connection with Serana that whenever I get her as a companion I always see her as so close to the Dragonborn their almost siblings in a way.

Npcs fear the day the dragonborn stops quicksaving, and walks into town, sword in hand.

Wow, Argonian dragonborn looking hot

Modded Dragonborn : “So you have chosen death.”

Quicksave all you want, it still happened dragonborne.

The twist is tho 😳
Unexpected

Loool

Like she can hold a candle to Borgakh I bet she can’t even bench press me.

Man is behaving as if he cant be yeeted and brought back to life over and over again

Isran telling me to get cucked is enough internet for today

Skyrim… Shall feel pain.

Serena got tore up by Molag Bal and made a loose undead monster who is at least 1000 years old. Nasty

and then Isran gets slapped with a Fork that paralyzes him for 250+ real life years

This is why you should play a nord

Oh my god xD

It was obviously a dream from the get-go.

Serana respects herself too much to behave like that and Isran only derives sexual gratification by killing vampires.

DOES SHE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE?

Lol😂

_Straight Nightmare_
“Just then, the king felt true fear for the first time.”

The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this Bitch

Breton? Bitch please, Dunmer of House Telvanni. Now, if you want to speak to me, why don’t you levitate yourself up here. It’s hard to hear you over the sound of me being ungovernable.

*enters the dream again*

“You thought you could disrespect me and get away with it!?”

*removes Israns “essential” flag*

Isran: well… shit!

“As for you, Serana. You say that you are into real men. You are setting your sights far too low. For I am not a man, I am a god”

*proceeds to cover all of Dawnguard in hellfire*

What is it with white people and cuck porn.

“haha get cucked dragon bor- wait why do i hear boss music”

“Get cucked Breton”

That’s fucked.

twist after twist

Yes, and then he turns into a vampire lord, kills the dawnguard single handedly, makes serana relive her first turning and use her for all eternity. Israns skull would make a fine drinking cup, don’t you think?

Someone forgot who did favor for your “ex”, I’m sure Molag Bal wouldn’t mind recreating the past.

God I miss this girl, now that I’ve finished Dawnguard and she’s just become another lifeless, line-repeating NPC. It breaks my heart. Yes, I know of the SDA mod, but its not the same.

Quicksaving…

I love the fact he not scare about she was a vampire but because he was straight

gigachad isran

Get out of my left ear serana.

Pretty sure Serana would prefer the Dragonborn over the guy who wanted to just kill her outright for being a vampire.

And really, cucking a Dragonborn is like pissing off one of God’s warrior angels, and all you got to fight with is a broken rubber dildo.

what the fuck did i just watch

What ?

What’s with all the cuck comics on this channel?

“I decided to submit myself to real men”
You too eh?

I imagine the DB is scrolling through all his Daedric weapons and deciding on Mace of Molag Bal for ironic reasons

“What, you n’wah swit, dare to leave the company of Dagoth Ur, Awakened Lord of the Sixth House, and Father of the Mountain? Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?!”

damn redguards 👴🏻

Yay

CERANA IS DEFINETLY NOT A DUMB MUDSHARK

R. I. P. Isran

As a breton i feel personally attacked

THAT MADE ME SPIT MY COFFEE XD

mutt law

Bro sitting here straight flabbergasted at the balls of isran in that dream

” i wanted thank you too for being my extra slot bag”

Being trapped in Soul Cairn for eternity or be submitted to Molag Bal or Dagon would look like a summer beach trip compared to what my Dragonborn would do to them.

Eahhh man, fuck this woman 🫡

*smiles in just marrying either Aela or Muiri*

Hircine and Sithis know how to make loyal women and not cliff racers. 😂

As someone who has a female character… well the fish market is open xD

Removes their “essential” flag
Quicksaves

GET OUT OF MY RIGHT EAR

…
You really want to try this shit Isran? Really?
Let’s see here,
Listener of the Dark Brotherhood
Slayer of the world eater
Nightingale
Champion of damn near every Daedric prince
And on top of being what is essentially a dragon inside of a human meat suit, I’m a god damn werewolf.

So, I’ll ask again are you sure you wanna try this shit?

Alternate universe were he’s gay

So cucking the Dragonborn is a bad idea to begin with, flaunting it is worse. I mean never mind the man kills Dragons daily he is the leader of every guild, Thane of every hold, champion of almost every Daedric Prince, and collector of numerous artifacts of legend. Saying “he can make your life of living hell” would be an understatement. And that’s assuming he didn’t just turn u to paste in a moment.

And I don’t think it being a dream/nightmare will save you. Dragonborn have killed for less. Lol

double-twist! 👏🤣👍

Who made this comic?

Bruh… 🤨 She’s legit stupid!

*Proceeds to Fus…..ROH DA!!!!”

Big plot twist 😂

“Bullshit women love my huge Dragonborn!”

Lmao did NOT see that coming😂

Isran. That explains the dragonborn couldnt romance her.

*quick saves*
“!fus ro dah!!”

Awesome great misdirection

This some gay propaganda, by those elitist high elves

Imagine dreaming, dark void for 20 minutes is lit

Isran would be getting those is/was pronouns real quick and a holylight spell for serana

Hate those nightmare

Hahaha bretons are weak ad😂

The punchline at the end.
“I had a dream where I was straight.”

Oh my, the old Reliable Quicksave…

😂 pure gold

Fr if you play as a Breton, you deserve everything bad coming your way🙏🙏

LMAO

Lol, that was a roller coaster. It unlike how it went around in the end and said “this is why I don’t fuck with women”

I had a nightmare I was sneako

Quick save

Open console…. /killall

Bad. Should be wmaf action and serena x imperial male mating press!

Not missing out on much tbh
Mid vampussy

Dont scare me that bro

God damn it, it hits harder cus im a Breton

-Megalo Strike Back Intensifies-

That’s hilarious, serana simps btfo’d

🗿

Went from rule 34 then funny then gay.

God damn this had more twists than a Steven king novel

Bruh , right ear says goodbye

I love the twist ending

Finally… i-im FREEEEEEEE😌😌

We’ll see about that when i send the full force of a super nova through your chest.

…. I wouldn’t mind doing it with your fresh corpse. *proceeds to quicksave*

Man they really packed the whole kit and kaboodle of fetishes into this one comic strip

Okay that’s fine. **proceeds to clone her** happens every time…

Uh huh

My left ear loved that

This is cruel😢

geehhhhhhh

Kkkkkkk dragonborn is like i put a New forgis on the jeep

Now we know why Kratos didnt hit that vanir pussy

5 seconds later… Isran: is this the power…of a god?

Dragonborn that Married Balimund: “K”

Bro why’s people simping for Serana so much. She constantly complains and whines about stuff and she is also a who knows how many years old corpse

The better ending

Is it still counted as getting cucked if you dont have interest on the woman that cucked you?

Interesting twist

Shut up vampire human or vampire you will always suck my blood thats why im ga-

I refuse to believe that Argonian doesn’t speak Portuguese

I cant stop reply the video 😂

Unpopular opinion but I think that steel heart makes a better wife then Serana will ever be.

“Get cucked, Breton!” Is so fucking funny to me.

my right ear doesnt like ntr

If I dream a world with Serena looking like this, I wish to sleep forever like she did in the cave we found her in

Serena wanted that curved sword

lmao

No artist is safe

*Quicksave*

Ever watched Doctor Strange?

What the fuck

I still say it’s bullshit that you can’t marry her in Skyrim

Oh nah fam… even Hermaeus Mora knows not to cuck a dragonborn.

Serana might wish to take those words back once the Latin chanting starts.

NTR is cringe, My brothers never forgive what you have witnessed.

Say that weren’t a nightmare

We have killed hundreds of ebony warriors at the same time with a butter knife. We are a god. Whats a black guy ginna do

Pqp 😂😂😂

Interracial is Rape and White Genocide, it isn’t Consensual at all and is an abomination.

Deserved for playing breton

fine by me. a dragonborn does not need consent

can any dragonborn say they would not just kill the dude?

i still prefer Aela, she is a bit . . WILD

Derkeethus a real one, best marriage option in Skyrim

I like how the NPCs still think they can hurt me

I am god
Even if im not adding things via mods I can still rewind time whenever I want to in vanilla
I can still use console commands
I can still do so much

I can erase the exsistance of everything and everyone at a blink of an eye
At an negative of a second

And you NPCs still dare to TRY to hurt me first phisically and now emotionally? Ha. Nice try.

“Get cucked”
*First few notes of To Telos Arhizi*

Good ending lol

Way to get Hexed the moment I see you. Now you got your life falling apart and you think it’s a joke until it’s too late

Yeah i can’t even cure serana the only things she allows me to do is make blood tipped arrows or tune my self into a vampire Wich doesn’t really help me in any way so yeah she’s just at fort dawnguard doing something idk what probably trying to kill the dawnguard members cause they wasn’t to kill me for some reason not that they can

Man i hate cuck stories

Jojo’s reference

A-train intensifies

Jokes on you I’m always a redguard

“Get cucked Breton!”
“YOR THUL SHUL! NO YOU GET COOKED FA—T”

Thats wholesome,i think

*>Quicksaves*
“yeah, we’re gonna be here a while.”

Based.

I still think serana is overrated

You either have to be extremely cocky, or extremely stupid to cuck the dragonborn.

In both scenarios, all it’ll result in is a quicksave & your immediate death.

I think my Argonian is perfectly fine with his dark elf wife and human nord daughter thank you very much.

Player:
Make Isran Gay Mod

Damn this audio really lovin’ my left ear bruh

*My 8 foot tall lvl 90 tgm dragon slaying badass that wiped the floor with the ebony warrior* “ok”

Yes Derkeethus !!

Funny cause I was a complete asshole to her and just left her there at the dawn guard outpost. Definetly makes it better knowing I am a breton xd.

pretty sure skyrim was the first AAA game with gay marriage

The end 🤣

Fine then I’ll take my x-wing and go!

Who needs Serana when you have a Argonian Maid?

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

“I had a nightmare where I was straight” delivered with that voice is peak comedy

whelp time to mod isran in to a female

So many things to unpack from this… So many

TF

well i could always just make her mine in this black soul gem

There’s always valerica

Eh, can’t cuck me, I never simped for her to begin with. I would be happy to see her happy.

She needs to remain a vampire lord yo

Ah so I burn down the dawnguard

I had a nightmare where I was gay!

Now I’m curious if I’m actually straight 🤔👀☠️

When you hook up with a hot goth chick and the next morning the fucking sun turns black and a dude in full daedric armor riding a steed of shadow with eyes that glow like coals and his very being shimmers and shines with ancient magic like a fucking harbinger of the apocalypse and asks you if you stole his girl.

Just throws a giant fireball

Mephala is whispering in my ear again, and this time, i approve.