I would do the same with these alchemist shops when i needed firesalt for Balimund

Not funny

Shl methord

I didnt have to pause, thats not alot of text and you let the pause play on for quite some time.

Who buys soul gems if anything I be buying daedra hearts for smithing

Me asf

F5 hit f9 = profit

The glitch 😂

I can relate

Halt you have committed crimes against skyrim and her people what do you say in your defense. This is a very real thing it’s a shope reset where you kill and reload to reset till you get what you want you don’t have to kill you can just punch

Azura’s Star do your magic!

Why did he kill her?

fallout V.A.T.S. be like

fuck the college of winterhold quest bruh

Jesus Christ that was brutal….. To be honest I would do the same

Haha, I didn’t need to pause it

“Sorry sir, we’re out of soul gems”
*Mississippi queen plays*

“I bet I paused to video to read this” …😶

Didn’t have to pause it. I’m the perfect human.

That…may be a bit excessive

Would pay to have a mod like this if I do find one I’ll link it

Then modded magic to resurrect

*I bet I paused to video to read it*
_Strong the force is in you_

Poor Berna, holy shit.

Jesus fucking Christ

Am I the only one that doesnt hurt innocent npc’s? I just go to other merchants when they have nothing.

Jesus christ i was not ecpecting that god damn

Honestly she kinda fine tho

Jesus Fucking Christ, why was that so brutal

Right now the only ones that fully recharge my weapons are grand or greater soul gems

Anybody else read it

I kinda wish there was some realisticness in games like this. I could be like, yeah I’m expecting to be needing a ton of gold ore. You get a bunch and I’ll buy it all.

“I bet I paused the video to read this.”
I mean… did you? You’re the one who made it xD

Why did I smile at the gore

I in fact did not pause to read that

Based

“so where did I put my Mace of Molag Bal..”

Ya did not need to kill her ya just need to knock her out with a suplex.

Ikr

I only learned doing that trick recently 🦆

I only do this to the whiterun peeps

here I’ll help

I honestly can say that I have never done this 😂 my first elder scrolls game was Morrowind ❤

I’ve always just waited 48 hours could never get this trick to work for me

I cant describe the absolute dread i felt when i heard him ask for the grand soul gems.

So you learned the good old save and reload inventories.

The *DECIMATOR*

I have mad ADHD and I can confirm I did not need to pause to read that text it said I bet to paused video to read this

Best glitch ever

I did

That was uneeded gore

Jesus christ … I just punch them ONCE

Jesusfuckman

Ahh the old hit the merchant and reload to refresh inventory trick.

Her head popped more than a fruit snack gusher

That’s kinda rude if you ask me

I didn’t

Bro, you know you don’t have to kill them for the store to reset. 🤣

Killer Queen “Bites tha Dusto” tings.

Use the bucket on the head technique..its way sillier and make you feel like a mastermind/king of thieves😂

I thought the video had started over for a second😂

No I’m out of stock-

*The Nuke from a mod I downloaded:*

The never ending cycle of pain that NPCs face

What she do 😱

Heh, shopping in morrowind where the merchants don’t leave their stores and don’t question why you’re still standing the same spot in their store for the past 72+ hours.

Ha what a noob, you can just duplicate soul gems without having to buy them from NPCs 😂

Why was that so brutal

Fun fact, this glitch cannot work if you are missing one of the DLCs I don’t know what you want though

Ithelia, daedric prince of paths.

What you loaded from never happens, but it’s still significant.

You know, I like my gore like any other guy, but GOD damn! This one was not well received at all.

You can’t just lull me into false sense of cuteness/ slice of life art style and then proceed to bitch slap me across the face out nowhere with these high detailed brain chunks.

My tastes in art is wide but this is like adding coca cola to a yogurt. I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT…

let alone taste it.

And more npc’s will understand my wrath in starfield 😈

My eyes read faster than a pause I BET YOU PAUSED THIS JUST TO READ IT

Man the NPCs in my Playthrough’s are privileged af. Everyone else seems to be entrapping them in a hellish dimension of torment.

I have 3491 confirmed kills before loading a quicksave in fallout

I’m too nice to npcs for this. Except nazeem I think he’s called. Screw that guy

Bro really said “I hit my head, what did I miss-“

Seeing as the Dragonborn get’s their power from Akatosh – “the Dragon god of time”; quicksaves could possibly be cannon.

That was hella 🥵

Actually, I did not need to pauze the short to read that.

“i bet you paused to read this” jokes on you i read it in passing

Belethor! I’ve come to bargain…

You know what? Placing an order through a merchant for consumable items like crafting materials should actually be a thing you can do, with the drawback that it won’t arrive until their next restock day and they charge a sizable handling fee, meaning it’s only advantageous if you buy in bulk.

this is what happens in speedruns of fnv. if chet doesnt have the 357 you murder him in cold blood.

He shall take your soul instead

This exploit never actually works for me

God damn😂😂😂 IF THIS WASNT FACTS😂😂😂

No, I didn’t pause to read that

used to do this every time they ran outta gold but appearently you dont have to kill em, but thrn I always killed them in one hit anyhow

goddam

“Hol tf up. You can take things on order? Why have you never told me?”

“Well its because I always seem to have what you’re looking for in stock.”

“QuickSave” is the last thing anyone wants to hear or read.

When it gets boring i load an old save ane kill people for fun hahaha.

So is she the same person, or is it one of those times Echo?

Personally I’d rip off a grieve and show off a perfectly sculpted calf, thus getting her all hot and stanky and compelling her to produce the grand soul gem hidden in her pink pocket.

That was fucking brutal

Y’all a too edgy in video games lol. Npcs lives matter!

Thats the way she goes

“No, I’m out of stock.”
*Seems that your expiration date has arrived.*

This but for void salts and daedra hearts

by azura that sound effect was so satisfying! thank you for helping a poor soul sleep ❤

[BITES ZA DUSTO]

She is about 10 seconds from the realization of CHIM

Me with my 2 remaining brain cells who rewatched the video instead of pausing it to read the text:

No I didn’t

I read all of that message except for the “Read this” part without actually having to pause

Do you get to the cloud dis.. (death)

At least put the mace away and punch like a gentleman, ffs y’all are monsters

soul gems are filled with the souls of animals and grand soul gems are filled with human souls. they are one of the most evil things in the elderscrolls but is common to buy.

Nah, you don’t make a new quicksave, you use the one you have. Excessive quicksaving can and will corrupt your save

I had a character who was just a miner and smith which turnned out to be a dragonborn (had it set to random if they would be dragonborn), after talking the grey beards and finding out they couldn’t get out of the saving the world gig and the unrealistically high expectations that came with it… my character stepped off the edge of high hrothgar just to be stood back at the edge again (because it auto loads the previous save on death).
In then became my headcannon that there is no escape… not even in death because none of the gods want the world to end just yet, none of the gods will accept the dragonborn into their afterlife just yet. Akatosh will just reset time for you until you win.

Damn I liked the head exploding drawing, 10/10

This must be really bizzare from the perspective of the NPC because you make the quicksave after asking but before attacking. So they just se you ask, they check find nothing, then you ask again and suddenly its there. This would be even weirder for a blacksmith who you just bought all the iron from and then you ask again and the blacksmith suddenly has another 20 ingots… but you still have the 20 ingots from last time…

me reading the last stuff whitout pause the video cuz I’m built different

I feel terrible now

average skyrim “feature”

Skyrim with dark souls, that’s a mod I haven’t tried yet

She got Re:zeroed 💀

When you hate an npc so much you dont quicksave

“Im out of soul ge-”
**Quicksaves**
**pulls our warhammer**
“Uhm, sir?”

Detailed head shows us these shopkeepers has a small amount if brain

The bit about the hammer is funny.

Jesus Fuckin Christ Brah

That’s so true because that’s how you refresh a Shoppers inventory😂

I had a stroke reading that message

Was that….. a visceral/parry murder sound??

Crit ds3 – perfect

I was not expecting the murder to be so well animated

Holy crap why the fuck did you do that?!

Fucking akotash and his dragon breaks

Lord knows how many times I’ve done this, but this was way to graphic

Ok that was unnecessary but good detail

i read it first try without pausing

Dude…
…I just punch them…
Belethor is my favorite, he makes such a nice pignata.

I didn’t have to

Jokes on you I was to lazy to pause and just watched it twice…. Oh wait

her face when get hit by that weapon is good

Didn’t expect that holy shit

*I was not expecting that.*

Well that was concerning

That second panel of the gore caught me off guard, Jesus christ.

Каждый раз они чувствуют чувство дежавю

Skyrim meets Westworld

I’m going to fill my soul into her gem

She knows to much

“we only have common soul gems”
*Mississippi queen starts playing

OH SHIT!! HAHAHAH!

Doesn’t work if you kill them

Sweet shezzar that death was graphic

The name of the artist is Ratopomboarts if anyone is curious

So cool

You know you could just punch them but you do you

Me whit crusader armor and blade: do you have any healing potion
Here: no sorry
Me: ok have a great day (leave)

Save scumming is the same as being enlightened with Chim

*bit rude innit*

Elden ring reposte sound lol

Me when I look for daedra hearts at alchemy shops

Jokes on you, I replayed until I read it.

That’s why I get so much side eye and my path is always clear of npc’s.

This is pretty graphic for YouTube…and they thought swearing was the worst you could do

If only combat was even remotely that fun and brutal, only feels like it for about 4 hours on your first ever playthrough

Proof that the Dragonborn is CHIM/has CHIM powers.

YouTuber the dragonborn went back in time didn’t he by loading

I get it’s an actual reset but it still feels wrong

JOKES ON YOU! I DIDN’T NEED TO PAUSE TO READ THAT! HAHAHA

The merchant: “Sorry, I’m out of 5mm rou-“
The explosive advanced legendary double barrel shotgun in my inventory: 👋😀

Tactical Merchant Reload!

That’s why i only punch them to reset them. So much more humane than that…

Im…so guilty of this haha 😂

Oh God i pray that they can’t have a memory of the things I’ve done and the crimes I’ve committed

I never played as this kinda monster

I did not

Holy fucking shit lmao

I in fact didn’t pause the video to read that-

Jokes on you I did need to pause to read it

Remember kids, never piss someone off when you see a magically floating phrase written “quicksave”.

Me when I see a soulsborne NPC with cool armor

Why would I have to pause for that? It was on screen for a good while.

JESUS CHRIST! I did NOT see that coming!

Guess I won’t be eating dinner today. I suddenly lost my appetite

Well that took a turn

this is what I do to any woman I dont wanna talk to

no

I didn’t pause it. Just let it replay

Dude she was going to order them have some bloody Patience lol.

I bet I paused to video to read this

I did not

This is like a psychological horror. Imagine a story written from her perspective, slowly losing her mind from constantly being killed and living through this loop for who knows how long because some reality bender wanted fruit loops instead of fruity circles.

…
Whenever I’m replaying Skyrim again I’m no longer using this shit… If I’ll install a mod for smarter NPC’s of course…

I DID READ IT THE FIRST TIME

God i love this fandom

Junji ito vibes

I relate to this so well even i dont play skyrim

Holy of dragons…….what did i just witness

I bet I paused to video to read this nope

Why does this seem so relatable

I did pause the video the 2nd time to read it

Could’ve just went to the Court Wizard…

Me just using console commands: that’s just mean. **git gud console scrubs**

It wasn’t the gore that shocked me it was just unexpected

First degree murder over soul gems…

Just a poke will reset it.

When you need shit the dragonborn will do as he wishes

What great graphics!

Imagine not casting Soul Trap followed by chucking Azura’s Star into her cranium, pulverizing her Skull and Soul like a 3XL Daedric Shuriken

Surprisingly gorey for the art style, nice job

Time manipulation.
The strongest dragonborn power granted by the greats gods

“didn’t we just had this conversation”
“Why, wanna have it again”

Hmmm I think I discovered a black soul gem instead now 😂

That didn’t go how I expected at all.

Let’s be honest if NPCs could actually remember things like Westwood we would be in trouble as Gamers because I know personally I’ve wiped out of town or two just because I got irritated with the quest

that is so true

OMG…. I’m… I’m an NPC…. NOOooooiiiI I don’t care.

im pretty sure it is intentional mechanic. for one to make game more fun but also to show how little moral we have when there is no consequence

You can’t soul trap ulfric while he’s alive. But if you find him in sovengarde and try again it’s possible. His gem is in my living room on the mantle now.

Basically Griffith

These mfs don’t even know about Ratopombo

“I bet I paused To video to read this” I’m sorry what?

GAWD DAYUM I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!

This is why you should betray Azura

All too often.. 😂
Honestly can’t believe this wasn’t patched out considering the actively rid Skyrim of merchants with infinite money like how Oblivion did & I don’t remember if Morrowind did or not

I wonder how many poeple Learned this Trick and Got away With it?

Really, no one else had an aneurysm reading that?

Finding gems was not hard, preventing them from putting weak should in big gems was (without a mod at least).

RatoPombo has great stuff.

Perfect.

Never gets old

why
im trying to chill

Marty, I’m bored I’m gonna kill youu

Alternate title: “How to get a head with business in Skyrim”

just go to the court mage, they always have a few grands.

Just whip out the 2 million degree fork

Mississippi queen

Di you guys also see the the quicksave thing

I actually have just scrolled past it 3 times to read it

Just got flashbacks to all the npc I killed just to lvl enchanting to lv100

Damn, a little punch is enought to reset they inventory
No need to be overkill on the poor vendor

I saw the quicksave the second time

Id like a Skyrim mod where every action has a small consequence that later increases and makes the npcs insane everytime you quick save

The wandering merchant watching the wicked dagger made from the heart of a dead demon slowly reveal itself to them after telling me they dont carry any fine jewelry enchanted by the Archmage two ages ago in the middle of Red Mountain with the sweat and blood of a million dead dwemer:

Sorry missclick

Does your mace’s name happen to be Lucille?

Just use commands I even use it to get my mod weapons and stuff! Even Azura’s Star!

Jesus, that was needlessly gruesome…

Dementia

Hold the hell up-

“I sense a great danger”- her probably

I just started doing this in this Year’s Playthrough 😅😂

The thing is, you don’t even have to kill the shopkeep, just punch them in the face and reload, and ta da! Their inventory has been rerolled!

I just did this but for ingredients

in the word of great sage Steve

KIIILLL

Bro this is some undertale kinda crap

This is cannon
NPC who died to be bring back to old saved, remember something of their death

Damn that was pretty gruesome

This is the kind of Gore I like clean

Jokes on you I didn’t pause I just watched it several times

What… the fuck?

What the fuck??

I was hungry before watching this.

Now I’m horny

I just watched Ironmouses reaction to a night for a villager, I don’t need more of this.

I love how the bounty sometimes glitches through the save

what if…. this exploit actually represents how our dragonborn, we, know about the dream like Pelinal, and just like him we can navigate through it, a dream that no longer needs its dreamer. Wouldn’t it be cool, if that mechanic that only looks like an exploit can really have this narrative weight, a way of manipulate the dream, going back in time in a line that has the item we want, in the same way that we can massacre the whole city and load our last save and everything is back to normal

Mmm love gore this good

Should’ve been Belethor

No I didn’t pause the video to read that

What’s funny is when you reload quickly, sometimes the enemies agressive marker and hp bar show up on the compass… meaning they do have flashbacks

What an n’wah. He’s the Archmage of the College of Winterhold. Just go there and buy all the soulgems!

Minor grammatical mistake

Me at Walmart

It’s like familiar zero all over again

I beat the shit out if a guard with my fists reloaded a d he asked me if i wanted to fight again so i beat the shit out of him again

Dragonborn: “Do you have any soul gems?”
Shopkeeper: “Yes I have several grand soul gems in stock, that will be 2000g each.”
Dragonborn: “Allow me to show you my 100% off coupon.”

Why not just say “ok, if you could put an order down for a couple grand soul gems that would be just lovely, in the meantime I’ll try to find them somewhere else” or sleep in the shop till they arrive

…..yeah, save-scumming is pretty horrifying when you think about it. And everything it implies.

We saw her Eyes go Limp Lifeless, that was so Detailed.

I didn’t pause there was text for like 2 minutes in screen

Wait if you kill them and reload they reset the supplies?

this is actually wrong… you dont wanna actually kill the npc just hit them to make them angry

and dont fuck up and quick save rather then quickload…. lol

… I’m just gonna wait 24 hours…

I did not in fact pause to read that.

This is why you get Azura’s Star asap, oof

That’s just psycho sh*t.

Jokes on you, I read that fast.

I did not pause, the break took too long

Its “I bet YOU paused this video to read this”. :/

Oh I forget killing and resaving changes the inventory good memorys

Knowing that at-least one person who watched this got aroused is weird…

Oooh….. I did that strategy. Mmm. Well… I mean…. it was the shopkeeper at whiterun so that shouldn’t be a problem due to his personality right?! Right???

Yeah for some reason tht doesn’t work for me but them again i really don’t need to buy anything I’m pretty much done with the game sure o have a couple of random mission i know 1 of them is bugged and i can’t be bothered to collect all 24 gems or the crimson nirn roots

Npc becomes self-aware

Lol, so true.

The acting in this is just stellar!

Holy shit

Must be modded skyrim

Maybe we were a lil too harsh lmao

“Your stock is empty. Soon, your cranium will be emptied too.”

*grips warhammer handle*

“I bet you paused the video to read this”
People who read this sentence without pausing: You underestimate my power.

The concept of soul gems just kind of messed up, killing people or animals, and trapping their souls in a crystal, to fuel magic weapons.

Say no to him you just chose violence

😅

That was… Disturbingly graphic…

spiffing brit playing Skyrim be like:

God, i wish i could get this level of FATALITY from Skyrim. I wanna just go fucken blade mode on an enemy

Sells her a soul gem “do you have nag soul gems”….”no I’m out of stock”

This is me. Except I’m extorting a shopkeeper from multiple timelines with sh8t looted off of bandit corpses.

When the NPC ends up being more powerful than the player character, I want that comic. Lol

That glitch made the game so much more playable cause fuck spending all the extra minutes I’d have wasted going town to town instead of going to the forge couple in whiterun and buying all their ores, making a bunch of things, selling what I made, do the glitch and repeat to make better equipment or at least I repeat the process til i run out of cash and got to upgrade my armor and weapons a but more again as I work towards the endgame stuff that isn’t named equipment.

You know all you have to do is anger her. You don’t have to make ummm…a mess

Psychopath POV

You don’t have soul gems? You’ll become soul the soul gem

I didn’t have to pause

AHAH! I didn’t pause the video to read that 😏🤌

Virgin: uses soul gems
Chad: uses Azura’s Star

Love the dark souls crit sound lmao

Yeah thats me

Is that Obama?

Didn’t even pause

that got gorey very quickly

Economy is just another thing you csn fix with a hammer

new Velma meets original Velma by Avocado animation vibe😮

If only they knew how many times this has happened 😂

I kinda want a game we’re then ncps get sick of your bullshit and fight to save their world from your tyranny

Bro wtf why

The bonk and load method is so canon😂

Perfect waste of a shopkeep. We only have so many of those you know.

The agro of the merchant causes the switch, no death required, just a slap in the face and then reload

I thought killing could cause them to due before there AI could turn agro on you, so it would fail sometimes, but it’s been so long sense I killed for this that I don’t remember properly

I only punch it bash, funnier that way then super murder

As someone who’s incredibly empathetic and feels guilty after killing something innocent, I could *NEVER* do that in a million years. I would just find another shopkeeper that has a higher chance to have soul gems in stock.

If you know you know lol

Lord sebee: let me remind you that I can reverse anyting anywhere I want but somehow you’re not dead I killed you before but now im reverse in your own deathbed
Lucas the spellsword necromancer: (gasping for air) what do you even do to me you just killed me
Lord sebee: I know I just did but somehow I reversed of you’re death because everyone calls me I’m the Lord of many things and I’m Lord of illusion art and Steve always believed there could be good but the way I see it you’re doing in the wrong path so don’t think about making my mistake again

Yes, the kill and load.

When their is like 500 shopkeepers in the game that can potentially sell grand soul gems and you can teleport around the map like it’s out of style, then I don’t see the point in brutally murdering any shopkeeper. But if I get interrupted by a GODDAMN COURIER ON THE WAY, THIER IS HELL TO PAY!

No Witnesses got to make sure they stay in the system

“I love you. You know that, right? I love all of you. But I don’t understand why you keep R E M E M B E R I N G.”

No, I didn’t pause to read that.

Jokes on you, I looped it twice and read two halves

I in fact did not pause the video

to be fair, making an order on a catalog would be a nice change.

I see you have the maximum Carnage mod on 💀

Funnily enough, I didn’t have to pause to read it.

Brutal

Quality gore, look at you being talented and shit

Sounds about right

I wish I could do this with the waffle house employees

This comic is more brutal than the game Jesus christ

Daaamn

“Either sell the soul gems, or fill them.”

I indeed did not pause the video to read that some of us are actually good at reading

In Morrowind it’s confirmed that the player’s ability to save and load is a canon in world magic ability, and there’s an NPC that won’t even bother fighting you because he’ll never win in the long run

christ I played skyrim a bunch and never killed the vendors to reset. I just left and waited 2 days at the door

I would like self-aware games like this tbh

Tbf if they let you order what you need, would’ve been a nice mechanic