There’s only one skooma left, elden lords all up in our ears like we’re deaf

in Morrowind it turns you into an untouchable lightning fast superhero, in Oblivion it literally breaks reality, and in Skyrim it gives you a little pick me up

Tree moon sap

Most under rated channel in existence

You should make a series about skooma cats adventures.

Why drink skooma when there’s Fortify Speed 57762 points for 1982725 seconds?

There is some Real Estate company called Skooma where I live and it makes me wonder.

Um after that transition may I request you do a full video version too the song please you really made me wanna see how this plays out !!!!!

Liquid coke will do that to ya

MF DOVAKIIN

No wonder the Kahjiits are so sneaky.

Im never disappointed with these shorts. LMFAOOO

Gotta love drinking some high quality skooma in a den only to wake up in a cell surrounded by vampires, typical Mordas night am I right?

That red water den skooma hit different

Bro that MF DOOM mask is so cool

Trevor when he takes a hit off a peyote

This is a devious transition

Nobody move, there’s an n’wah on the floor

Thundercat, nice

I was gonna slay dragons today, but then I got high…

Can I just say
Thanks for using Thundercat, cuz I had never heard his music before this, so I literally jumped down a rabbit hole for 4 hours listening to all his stuff.
Just thought I’d come back and say thanks for that!
Also, love your skits!

And you woke up as a furry 😅😂

Nobody move, there’s Nord’s on the floor… And I can’t find my heart.
A witch has gone and replaced it with a flower.

Hell yeah Thundercat!

Bro, I want to know which series you like the best elder scroll or fall out

What about sleeping tree sap?

Takes only one sip to go from proudspire manor to some makeshift bed in a bandits tent, careful kids…

This is the only skooma meme needed on Nirn may the (howerver many gods you wish) bless ya.

Skyrim skooma is just a red bull 😂

The only time in all of the Elder Scrolls games that I ever used skooma or any of the alcoholic drug like drinks was back in Morrowind drinks was back and the Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind. Sujuma was the real drink lol

Mf doom looking mask

Thundercat is really fitting for a skooma trip

A the forsworn conspiracy, or how many people you can triple cross at the end for drugs 😂

Anyone else think skooma was based on the crack epidemic

What a banger of a tune

SKOOMA QUEST 🗡️🍄🍄🍄🍄🍺🍷🍾🍶

i see you hitting some of that balmora blue huh? Pretty rare stuff you got there

Whoever said skooma was bad for Khajiit was not Khajiit on skooma.

They made it VERY clear that skooma is basically crack 🤣

What is skooma supposed to be? Is it like a dower I.E Ketamine or morphine? Or is it like a really strong alcohol or more of a stimulant like crack?

That helmet…
I miss a MF

Skoom man…them changes ya.

🎸😎

I need one about the adventurer run on the sides of mountains to reach… a talking dog or another silly quest maybe the drinking contest with Sam

Whenever I think about Skooma it makes me think of Friday 😂.

I can either fast travel to my next destination, or I can drink these 999 bottles of scooma

Skooma is fine. As long as you’re shirtless, have ripped abs and work for the blades.

Song name: Them Changes by Thundercat

Especially that red skooma

Lol😂😂😂😂

Man the songs perfect for it

I miss when skooma was just liquid meth and would let the nerevarine cross the entirety of Vvardenfell in about ~3 seconds after chugging 100 bottles of it, literally just hits differently compared to Skyrim and you can only chug so many at once in Oblivion even if you use the hotkey method

What’s this song?

i once drank 120 bottles of it on accident and the dragon born was fine yet he passes out on a drinking quest

Must’ve got some of that rare red skooma 😂 Before you know it that grizzly was calling you daddy dovah 😩🤣

This may be favorite thing you’ve ever done and that’s saying something cuz I love all your shit.. peace and love my guy

Came and get your love would have been more appropriate

That beat so nice I thought it was MF Doom for a sec😂

Skooma is just elder scrolls nukashine

Realistically:

Morrowind/Oblivion: Turns you into a brain-dead God of war

Skyrim: Like eating a glucose tablet

It’s sad the MF DOOM mask broke..

Would’ve expected to see a PS4 controller in your hands

Drunk schooma and wake up in fallout 76

This skooma ain’t shi….
Wakes up in Hagravens den naked

Bro tried to smell it when he’s wearing a mask 💀

😂

Please Sanguine not again, I am still coming across problems from the last one.

I was always disappointed by skooma in skyrim since it was literally just a reskinned stamina potion. A minor stamina potion at that.

Skooma is crack in the form of a drink

This makes me want a realistic Skooma mod

“So apparently, I’m married to a hagraven now.”

You sure you’re not drinking with Sam Guevenne?

Get the “Skyrim on Skoma” mod by Jayserpa on nexus mods genuinely hilarious

MF DOOM jumpscare

Last time I had skooma I became a vampire’s thrall

What a classic

Hey man the saying is one and your done, don’t do skooma kids, but khajiit wouldn’t mind a little moon sugar…

Nahh skooma in skyrim is mid now skooma in morrowind is some PCP shit

The dragonborn cometh..

Sounds about right.

Them changes is perfect 💀

& I. Can’t. Find. My. Scroll. Where did it go, did I leave it at the Throat?

It really do be like that 🤣 waking up married to a hagraven😂💀

Don’t try the Redwater skooma.

If only it actually did that

Aww that’s just to good 😅

You need to tighten the chain on your opener slightly

Thank you for keeping the song(Them Changes) at its original speed, no reverb, no tuning up, none of that dumb shi they do to great songs nowadays. God I love Thundercat

Say what you want about fallout 76, but I ended up doing the whole nukashine quest and drank a bottle, ended up on some raider contraption that drops people over the edge of a cliff. Nukashine is just Fallout skooma. XD

Nobody move there’s Skooma on the floor. And I can’t find my pipe.

That’s basically like downing a 66 of hard liquor wake up no memory and hope you didn’t walk around outside naked again 😬

When having relations with a bear is on the tamer side of what can happen while on skooma.

Now you got try this new stuff called “Moon suger”, it’s awesome bro.

More like skooma in oblivion 😂

🤣

Thundercat is goated

Ded. Seriously, I’d be a warrior like you, except this skit hit me like an arrow to the knee and I died laughing.

Man woke up as a Trevor Philips load cutscene.

Amen.

You know I hear they are cutting that shit in Skyrim with Black Briaer mead an skeever poop be carful out there in those streets Nwah

this is how I wake up every morning

Choked on my glass of milk. Cheers mate 😂

Nice MF DOOM mask

Nah that red water skooma hits hard bro

Arthur Morgan after having a drink with the Aberdeen pig farm couple:

Music?

Fallout moonshine:

Skooma is essentially meth, so it makes you stay up for days until you start thinking the fbi is watching your every move and the shadow people are stalking you from your peripherals, then on day 4 you for some reason decide to play with fire twirlers, burn your left nipple, and then get really really good at kendama by the end of day 6, only to finally pass out for several days from dehydration, exhaustion, and mental fatigue.

Perfect day to post this.

😂😂😂Bro you funny as shit, Ian. 😂😂😂

I got lvl 100 enchanting and a guard said in a joking manor could you enchant my blade it’s a bit dull and I went up to him to help and he just shrugged it off like it was nothing and started spewing nonsense

Your first time shouldn’t be Balmora Blue,take it easy

In Morrowind you smoked it, guess Skyrim got that lean lol

Skooma, not even once.

So this is how were bears are made

In the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
“It’s not a Skooma!” 😂

When you hit that red water skooma 🤣

Yeah man I’m sitting here in my stained and soiled DRUNK tour shirt!!! My friend and I ate a ton of sour patch kids edibles and stood inches from Thundercat! This kid was up there in this crazy suit and top hat getup with his mom. Awesome you’re a fan!

My character is only affected by redwater den skooma

There’s a mod for skyrim that makes drinking skooma an actual drug trip

Reminds me of nukashine from FO76

Way to celebrate 4/20

Skooma got an N’wha acting up lmao.

Quality😂

mix the skooma with the sleeping tree sap.
best effects right there.

I bet M’aiq loves skooma

Nobody move there’s blood stains on the floor🎉

Nobody move my skooma is on the floor

Dude I genuinely love your content. This is the stuff I’ve wanted to do for a long time (videogame skits) I’m glad we have you dawg ❤️

Before skooma: 👹!

After Skooma: 🤯👀🧠💥. . .?

And then the dragonborn drinks it and it’s just a lesser stamina potion

Fucking thundercat automatic like

Hot take but is skooma just moonshine? Cause both can be addictive and make you forget what happens

Bruh 😂😂😂

Skooma be that gangsta lean

Basically: Jagermeister in real life

Eyyyy that Thundercat beat!

Skooma is poison, it ruined the life of a good argonian woman so bad she can’t even go back to avanchanzel.

Playing Thundercat’s music for a skooma skit is absolutely perfect

The heeeeeck 😂?

bro you don’t drink the skooma what the fuck man

Another Thundercat connoisseur, you got an exquisite taste, my man

The skooma from the Red Den hit harder, even vampires love it!

Lmmfao im dead

I want some

THUNDERCAT REPRESENTTTTTT FUCK YE
AND skooma man… them changes😅

Thundercat slaps, love the content man.

I really like this sound too

They have pipes and bongs in oblivion😂😂

“Congrats, you’ve escaped the matrix”

Nobody move there’s blood on the floor
And I can’t find my heart.

Thundercat Them changes its a great song.

Get you that Redwater Skooma. It puts the “High” and HIV.

Usually in scenes like these you wake up having stuffed your unmentionables into somthing horrific. In this case I think that teddy bear did it the other way around.

Last time i checked i had like 400 bottles plus in my house i wonder what will happen if i just take all of em in one sitting

Skooma. Not even once

I wish you all a happy 4/20.

Lmfao 😂😂 oh please please do more of skooma skits this was hilarious 🤣🤣

All I imagine is Caius Cosades buff ass with his good skooma pipe under his bed lmao.

You Crack me up dude 😂😂

-skyrim- skoomarim

Well that’s basically alcohol in real life😂

SOAD and Thundercat. This man has impeccable music taste I cannot lie.

you should do a video about The Shivering Isles

dude, you’re the only thing keeping yt shorts relevant for me lmao

Happy 420 fam

This is Skooma in Morrowind and Oblivion. The real stuff.

In Skyrim, it’s literally just sugar water.

Sitting here wishing we had some in the real world

We love bear on bear action

Yoooo naaw😂 you officially the funniest man for this been watching for a min you valid bruh keep it u💯🔥🔥🔥

Skooma before skyrim, basically liquid meth
Skoma in skyrim, basically a redbull

😂😂😂these shorts are the reason I’m on YouTube shorts

It’s the day yo for that ya yo!

“A night to remember”

Fear and Loathing in Riften

Based and kajiti pilled

The bear whispers “you were an animal last night”😂😂

Bouti to ask a out watchdogs2

Ha this reminds me of the quest in witcher 2 where you wake up naked with a tattoo next to a lake.

Weed day now skooma day

Nobody move there’s blood on the floor…

Hell yeah Thundercat appreciation

A certain quest in Skyrim that has you having a drink off with a random person in a bar:

Caius Cosades waking up from his Skooma induced fever dream to find a homeless reincarnation of Nerevar chilling in his living room waiting for orders

Maybe if ur argonian

Blasted skooma addicts stole my wagon wheels!
As if someone would just buy the wheels without a wagon already attached!?!, by Talos

pfft! hahaha!

Every time, bro.

What is this song?

You a Lightweight man 😂