trying these shorts on. yt has this new 2-3 month old feature that’s exclusively on mobile, which is why this is edited and formatted for mobile. i’ll be setting any shorts to not show up in sub boxes. let me know what you think!

edit: seems like this thing went over pretty well, so i made a bunch more. here’s a playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLobdprIgcqJ8J-k7WVZwcIdq2zfne4kbv

In the wrong neighborhood ong

how many scripts do u want in m2 ? answer : Yes

I’ve actually had this happen in the middle of a dragon fight once. I was like Hey assclown, can’t you see I’m just a little bit busy here! But then the thief wants to stick his 10 cents worth in! Like dude just wait your turn already will you!

Bro you are literally hilarious in every video, Ive stopped playing and started watching 😂

Skyrim in a nutshell 😂
and this is why we love it

That has got to be the best and worst random encounters combo ever

That happens to me multiple times it instantly crazy 😂😂

that timing though XD

Why is there always a cluster of encounters in that spot?

I love ❤️ this game

Did you guys come here on a bus or something?

Murdered by the RNG.

Skyrim when there’s too many random encounters

They where working together the entire time 😂

😂😂😂

Thanks Todd!😂

They were all in on it to rob & kill the dragonborn.

That man stop me while i am fighting a blood dragon

That was an example of the npcs becoming sentient and running a con on you while being aware of game mechanics 😂

You have got to be kidding Me, that pisses me off so bad 🤣🤬

ive literally had almost this exact thing happen to me. a fugitive ran up as i was fighting a dragon, right after i dealt with the dragon there was hired thugs right behind me, and the hunter ran up to ask where the fugitive went right in the middle of that fight 🤣🤣🤣

*”May the gods watch over your battles, friend.”*

The gods laughed and laughed and laughed.

That was truly funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was the most screwed-up Random Encounters setup I’ve ever seen

Karma

Awe that’s sucks man xD

The fugitive approached me while the Thalmore were attempting to kill me and if not for my companion holing them off I’d have died for sure. Looked at the last time my game saved and it was a half hour ago. Thanks Ahtar!

This type of reason is why I use shield and sword for 2 or more enemies, war hammer for one good badass and magicka only for healing when enemies are close, staff when badass enemy too far.

I love his energy

Most inconvenient moment I all of Skyrim. All you needed was a Demon and a dragon to appear too and you could have went for a Guinness world record.

they were planing this

I’m sitting here trying to enjoy a Fallout 4 playthrough and you keep tempting me with all this Skyrim content

The timing of all this is amazing

They were definitely working together

Dwarven sword of arcing

I would kill them both

This happened to me but with a cave bear and snow bear by windhelm

This happened to me

YOU F*CKER! NOOO-

bruh omg this happened to me today except i was being hunted down by afew hired bandits 🥲

I’ve never seen 3 NPCs walk up to me at one time

The worst luck

Never fails fugitive always shows up during a fight

Hey i been looking for you

“NPC Interactions will no longer pause the world outside the conversation”
Expectations: WOAH the realism is insane! now things can happen while you chat with people!
Reality:

Plot twist: The Fugitive, the Thief, and the Hunter were all in cahoots with each other.

NPCs learned the Talk no jutsu from Naruto. Haha.

I think it was a health chest piece. The girsr guy gave you. I still have it in a cheat and dont know what to go with it lol

One of the few guys keepin’ skyrim alive

Love the content my guy

If only “I’ve been looking for you, got something I’m ment to deliver…” Turned up aswell😂

*EVERYTIME* e v e r y t i m e i get this radom encounter im low health fighting a wild beast… is it programmed like that or is this shitty thief trying to kill me

Happened to me once 😅 i was busy fighting the Bandits and the random guy suddenly show up like that

when got attacked by wild bear then there’s random people 3 in row messing with dovahkiin

This was an elaborate setup. All three men were the theives.

Really loving the feature you can just walk away mid conversation in fallout 4

This is truly beautiful😂😂

The whole thing was a set up.

This is so great 😂

This is why forced dialogue is one of the WORST features of Skyrim. The amount of times this has happened to me is ridiculous. It better not be a thing in TES VI.

Killed by rng, jesus

Wish granted 🤣

ID RATHER DIE!!
Fugitive: okay bet

Stuff like that in skyrim makes me so annoyed

That was hilarious

So much happening for a moment.

That moment you realize maybe you should turn down the random encounter frequency in the MCM.

That theif got me too, that MF. stabbed before I could breathe.

Bethesda, you’ve done it again.

I once messed up skyrim, to which I was sideways on the ground, only able to get on horses. .. and then I disappeared… and then those two came around..I don’t understand how they didn’t see the guy run away a literal second ago.. we were in a snow field… anyways
I said no, go get. I ain’t got anything, and then they tried to attack me but then they ran away.

Skyrim in a nutshell 💀💀💀

Perfect skyrim timing

They hit you with a triple whammy💀

Bro the npcs done teamed up to combo him💀

I’ve had moments like this but that’s some bad luck

It’s funny that all this ridiculous stuff happens to you in this play through, it’s perfect 😂

I laugh every time

Poor you

I just got done dealing with that fugitive and that hunter he gives you an enchanted helmet or some shit i think if i remember right. But you got some crazy luck thats a lot going on at once lmfaoo

Serious Skyrim energy right there

Lot of craziness right there

This is roughly how it went when I bought and installed all of the DLC all at once and loaded up my in-progress game. I was so confused.

That’s the weirdest Skyrim moment

“Take this, hold onto it!”

“Okay”

“Raaawwwrrrr!!!”

“Shit!”

“Give me all your valuables!”

“Okay!”

“Did you see a thief?”

“Yeah, he gave me your valuables!”

“Give it back to me, please”

“I don’t have it, the robber took it.”

Okay?!? Where’s the robber?”

“Over there, the bear ate him”

“What the fuuuuu…..”

“Oh shit!”

“What now?!??”

Thalmor! On a dragon!!!”

“You gotta be shitting me, I just wanted to find the thief that stole from me, not the thief that stole from you what the thief stole from m…. AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

“HOLY SHIIIIITTTTT!!!! Giants!!!!!”

The game was rigged from the start

When I came across the fugitive, I was fighting a bear and a dragon. I still have no clue what he gave me 😂

Literally explains skyrim in just under a minute

Omg I can’t stop laughing 😂

There’s a mod for this it’s called “SHUT UP CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY!” 🤣

Least favorite encounter

When the NPCs get their revenge for all those quicksaves

That’s Skyrim birthday edition

yeah it happened to me too 😂

lol the odds of that all happening

that is the worst luck I’ve ever seen

The series of unfortunate events 😂😂😂😂

Just wtf lol 😂

all in 1

I’ve had a fugitive come up to me in the middle of fighting a dragon before lmao

I know the feeling of this !😂

This is hilarious

LOL what is the chance…

I had a dragon attack me when the guy gave me the axe. I had no chance really to interact with this 😂

Wait is that thief also the voice of the damn didact from halo 4 lmao it suddenly hit recognition

🤣🤣🤣

What a nightmare of events xD

What are the odds

That sucks lmfao

SO MUCH GOING ON LMAOOO

It also happened to me, to add more insult to injury, I have Defeat mod on (for those who know)… The next time I see a fugitive, I’ll shot an arrow to his knee.

Thanks Todd!

Every short of yours I watch you are always in a fucked up and different predicament and it’s so funny😂😂😂

1k comment 🙂

Bro got all the random encounters at once. Lorkan must be beating again

😂😂😂

Who are you!?!? IM CHAOS

The box behind him “I’m sorry little one.”

I have learn that generally everything can be solved with a few well placed fireballs. Except Serana’s parent issues… Oh wait…

Also you sound sorta like Morty merged with a coyote and I find that funny.

He gives you the hide helmet of minor alchemy I just talked to him

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS 🤣🤣😭😭

This is a series of unfortunate events

Too much happened ight imma head out….

What if that is permedeth

Still one of the best games ever made…

Not gonna lie, this has happened to me SOOOOO many times playing Skyrim, it’s funny to watch, but in all actuality, dude probably just lost the last 45 minutes of gameplay and that sucks, but it’s still funny lol

Well, that was simply unfortunate. I feel like Sheogorath had a hand in that.

The Hired thugs and Headless Horseman
Just patiently waiting for their turn

The most Skyrim thing I’ve ever seen.

They’re work together to rob the player

*NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE*

Ok

“Fuck you!” The anger and surprise

Skyrim just being Skyrim 🤣😂🤣.

That is why I always travel of the roads

They were definitely all in it together

NPCs in Skyrim are gems

🤣i rather die and wish came true 🤣🤣🤣

This has gotta be the best clip of Skyrim ever 😂

Omg that’s hilarious

That would be the most random encounters in the same spot😂

This is the most effective tactic against the dragonborn

Source

Ask any skyrim player

Every single one of them died like this somehow

Skyrim is so great. I can’t think of any other game that has these absolutely hilarious, unintended moments organically happen. All. The. Time.

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON THIS ROAD?!?

LMAAAOOOOOII

The beauty of skyrim is astronomical

Skyrim

Bruh they plotted that on you from the very beginning, they about to split your loot 😂

That Hunter and Fugitive gag is the single most annoying random encounter. Half the time it happens I’m engrossed in a fight, and about half of those times I die because I’m getting mauled while he’s talking at me. Like bro, I’m in the middle of something DO YOU MIND?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lolllllllling funniest thing

xD

Minus a dragon or two, and it would be perfect

hilarious clip :D:D

Bethesda thought it’d be funny to put this into the game..happened to me a couple times😂

god damn the this made me laugh so hard man

When you fighting against enemy, fugitive always bother you 🤣

A similar event happened to me but the difference is i got ambushed and took an arrow to the neck then the npc guy died shortly after

3 encounters at the same time to die for.

everything about this was so disastresously timed in the most perfect way. I love it. Thanks Bethesda!

So much going on in one area lol

You got MUGGED
It was a tag team🤣

OMFG 🤣

I have never laughed so hard in my life! This was a beautiful moment, thank you for sharing 🤣🤣🤣

bro I related so hard to this with my modded master difficulty

Those odds are… wow, um.

Pro tip: any time you see (if you do) a dude in a hide/fur armor running toward you, just attack. No bounty for that so it’s perfectly safe.

Exact same thing happened to me but with a giant, it did not go well

Oh my God what is that bad luck lol

Id quit for a whole 3 days

Honestly why are you worried about a bear attack i mean its just a bear

I wish i had this moment

So i could just flex on the thief by first using the final form of dragon aspect

Literally the only reason I joins the thieves guild and dark brother hood was because of theses interactions

I love this lmaooo

Lol u got murdered

The comedic timing of that fugitive is impeccable

All three of them were in Kahoots!

That was a terrible sequence of events

They were working together

This clip never gets old

This is why Skyrim is Top Tier

Lool what are the odds

This is comedy gold right here.

Thief: “Hand over your valuables!”
Dragonborn: “I don’t have time for this”
Thief: “Oh sorry, when would be a better time?”

Those were really strong rpg elements at play there

How come all the dirty birds in this game are in eleven gear

😂😂😂😂this is legendary

The most annoying moment when I was at Winstad manor about to enter when a courier came with a message but a the same time a Legendary dragon was attacking!

Ahaha

Hunter: OK I’m going to give this item to that guy being attacked by a bear and after he’s done you rob him and I talk to him then you kill him.
Thief: This is the most wtf job I have been hired for.
Hunter: You won’t do it?
Thief; Oh I’ll do it, it’s just that this is weirdest job offer I got as a Thief.

Dude in the 1 and a half minute horse ride from lake view manor to falkreath to buy *straw* I was attacked by bandits, vampires, met maraiq the liar, was attacked by cultists then found a dead troll on the side of the road. I just need hay for my kids bed 😩😩😩

Mans got tag teamed

When all the random encounters happen at once lolb

This interaction was definitely faendals fault

YOOO ALMOST THE SAME THING HAPPEND TO ME THE GUY GAVE ME SOMETHING AND may or may not have oofed him and the hunter came looking for him but the body was infront of him

Nah this was a planned assassinaton

Skyrim really said frick you

That was hilarious 🤣 haha

Well…

For real everytime I got this random ancounter, this idiot talking to me while i fighting to death Sabre Tooth, Cave Bears or friggin Dragons.

And crap happens too many times to Lyle 😂 in his game plays.

“THEN YOU WILL DIE”

A fugitive, thief AND a hunter dialogue all at once lmao dear god

Fortuna definitely pissed on you, Lyle. lol

How did you get 3 rare events in one minute

That reminds me of the time a dragon appeared randomly then a Thalmor patrol started attacking it so I fireballed them both.

Me: id rather die!*everytime i get robbed NPC: hey friend hes such an idiot. Also him after robbing me:so thats how i lost my arm and kidney and part of head. *i actually choose that and then brutally destroy them.

This was gold

This was epic. Lmao 😂

They were working together 🤣

Yay!! One of my fav shorts!!!

I just had that happen to me bro, but it was 3 bears and he pops up, like hey umm can you help me?…. dude I got other issues or did you not see the f’in bears 😒 🐻

How on earth did all of these events happen in succession?! 🤣

I love this guy ,he’s great

Thankfully I’ve never been set up for failure as much as you just was

I think Lyle could voice Cicero really well 😂

I’d rather die!
*dies*
NOOOOOOOO-

IT JUST WORKS.

It was all a set up🤣

Bro I played Skyrim in every single way possible and still every once and a while I get this nerve to come back to it.

Right place right time lol

I see you in Sovngard bro

There is a tab button🙄

I used to be marvellous with random encounters,

but then I took an arrow to the knee.

First vid i saw of you. Instant sub

Clearly working together

82k subs in 1year playing only a 11 year old game. This dude has some major content skills

“Welcome to Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim”

On last werewolf totem, the chest is trapped with fire flame spray and she walks to me and starts dialog lock with “Is this the right one?” werewolves are weak to fire.

Price of greed

So many things happened in one video

Had this happen with a dragon

Such awful timing!

I had this happen to me while literally fighting a dragon 😂

This was too much 😂😂😂

I feel like this was planned. I can just imagine the fugitive, the bear, the thief, and the hunter just sitting in a cave like
Hunter:ok bear you’ll attack first. And then you I’ll give you something and you pretend to be a fugitive. Their you try to take his valuables and I’ll give him the ultimate stress.

And this is why I play on novice difficulty. It’s not that I’m a coward, it’s just that I’m still kinda new to skyrim and I would love to be able to go on adventures without 50 different creatures attacking me. Also it makes boss fights so much easier.

yo this thing actually happened to my brother while he was playing like skyrim he found like a dragon that was asleep and then he suddenly walked it up and then that guy that gives thing that thing that he stole like take this dina sabre cat appear to the hunter and then another dragon it just got aggressive i will so funny 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

That’s a lot of encounters in one place

Funniest random skyrim crap i’ve seen. Scariest random skyrim bs I’ve experienced was going up High Hrothgar at level 10 and being attacked by 6 dragons at once along with the frost troll.

bruh what are the odds

The hunter was his buddy

Something similar happened to me once.
I was in Morthal with my Khajit ranger type playthrough on Xbox 360 and a dragon attacked. During the fight a town guard ran in front of me while I was shooting at the dragon on the ground.
After the fight the guard came up to me to arrest me… But then a giant came running up behind him and before he even finished talking the guard was giant launched right in front of me but I couldn’t get out of the dialogue until he landed.

I just about managed to escape by standing under the awning of one of the buildings that was too short for the giant to follow or attack me through but the giant did get in a few hits before then.

It just works

Fugitive thief hunter trio combo. It was all part of their plan

That happened to me but the fugitive died to wolves and the hunter

What are those odds

Exactly why I hate Skyrim

This is so accurate, its insane

The most genuine swear

You should play fallout

When cut scenes combine haha

You regularly get attacked by multiple things at once that should not normally be populating that way. Your mods are fucking up the code.

You actually can get the thief to go away. I dont remember what exactly I did after “do I look like I have money?” But I think it was just passive aggressive suggestions that I’m flat broke and have no time for this shit. During all of that you get this spiel about how the thief is broke too and hes got his own problems to worry about, but that he understands your position and will eventually just leave you alone.

Basically, real recognize real

🤣

Once a fugitive came to me while I was in the hideout of the dark brotherhood (i was the leader) said hold on to this for now and gave me an orkish war axe ran down the stairs and started fighting against the members obviously died and his Korps ended up on the fire in the torture chamber

Always could of backed out of the dialogue and killed him immediately

A fugitive, a thief and a hunter walked up to a Dragonborn.

That’s a grizzly affair.

Random spawns too. I once had a thief get mauled by a bear mid-sentence only for a dragon to land ass-first on said bear, all while being followed by a courier

The game was literally trying as hard as it could to kill you

God I hate take reactionary streamers Jesus Christ

Skyrim encounters in a nutshell

rather normal in Fallout 4

Only in Skyrim.

Joshua Graham??

Did you know if you try tomoersude or intimidate a thief, then exit the conversation before he finishes the line, they’ll walk away like you succeeded regardless of the true outcome?

And then the WereBears attacked…

True entertainment

Thief will say yes regardless of what you look like lol

That’s f*** up

Lmaoooooo

Shitting you not, I have been through this myself in skyrim XD

I had the fugitive run up to me as I was being chased by a giant once

Aaaah, only in Skyrim.

This was so fucking hilarious 😂

“So you have chosen death.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lyle: does it look like I have money?
Thief: yeah, that’s why I came up to you. Did you really think I was gonna go up to someone who looks like a beggar?

This is the chaos we all love

lol this is soo hilarious

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 that’s unlucky

Bruhhhh noooo lmao

I love how like the thief’s try to intimidate you but if you have good stuff you can one hit them 😭💀

gold

I saw this roughly when it was posted and it’s lovely to see it on my home page once again 😀

Howwww

I’ve been playing Skyrim for years and this is still fucking amazing I’ve never seen anything like it

Best short I’ve seen in a while 😂😂 YOU FUCKER 😂😂😂

GODDAMN NPC’s 😂😂

You wanna see what bad luck looks like? Your welcome this video explains it in very good terms. 😂

This had me laughing and giggling for a solid 30 mins

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Truly riveting gameplay (rolls eyes into brain matter)
These games suck

You got a fugitive thief running from the hunter and giving you the item he stole from him. Everything else including the other thief was coincidence.

To me happened this moment very similar lol

Aw, good ole Skyrim

I think those 3 work together

A series of unfortunate events has accrued

Lovely

“I’d rather die!”

Hunter: *Very poor choice of words.*

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just the worst timing!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What Website did you download the mod from

Just wanna know if his “OKAY!!!!” TRIGGERED anybody else’s phone

😂🤣WHAT ARE THE ODDS 🤣😂

You got caught in an NPC vindaloop

Generally I don’t save often if I’m just wandering in the middle of nowhere, so this situation would’ve sucked for me.

I hated when they’d run up during a Dragon attack.

“YOU FUCKER” -maniacal laughter-

That’s why you immediately say I’d rather die then go straight for the Fus Roh Dah the MF

It just works.

Something similar happened to me on a relatively new character, except with the courier, dawnguard recruiter guy, and the cultists that attack you

Go back to toy story Rex

Dude has the worst luck

Skyrim at its finest.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Been there but replace the bear with a dragon

Now this…. This is the Skyrim we all know and love.

why his inventory look like that?

It’s like a Tamriel vagrant meeting spot! All that was missing was the dying ork and a courier with a message for you, your eyes only…

LMAO

To many random encounters at once

Myself

Player: I’d rather die!
Hunter: *starts dialogue*
Player: YOU FUCKER!!

“If rather die!”
The entirety of Skyrim: and I took that personally.

I freaking hated that NPC lol had the same thing happen to me and I posted about 2 hour of progress lmao

I cant😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It just works

Thats some good rng

Dude literally got backstabbed

Imagine if the courier or a dark brotherhood assassin show up

Me and My friends call this getting Skyrimed

They were in on it together, it was just a long ploy to kill you

trash game

Can you not skip dialogue on pc?

Goddamn Skyrim sucks so bad.

Theres no way this isnt a mod 😂

One time I was in one of the small isolated houses in riften, and for some reason an imperial Currier came about, and the guards started attacking him till he ran off. Safe to say I did not get that package, assuming it was for me

Got fucked up, down and sideways… smh

Laughing hurts

This is officially the worst luck I’ve seen in skyrim yet

Oh man I feel nostalgic again might as well buy skyrim later and play it!!!

How much shit happening can you fit into a YT short?
Skyrim – Hold my ale

Need to add the oblivion npc theme over this

This may be the rarest event happening ever

Phly

NEVER should have come here

xD I cant even be mad if this happened to me I’ll be laughing so hard.

This LITERALLY happened to me.

This is honestly just so much spaghetti code in one place and Todd Howard is loving every part of it

This guy: I would rather die!
That NPC: your wish is granted

😂😂😂

I had a thief try to rob me as i was finishing off a dragon.

Classic Skyrim. First rule. Never stop moving unless you’re in a town or hold even then with the dawnguard DLC whole cities will be slaughtered by vampires if you stay too long in a town
Chaos is the name of the game and Todd Howard is suckling the teat of it

This happened to me too.

But with a dragon…

I died a lot.

Lmao