Dude im actually dying this was beautiful

Alchemy loop then enchant a sword with 100000000 fire damage

Ah yes, the spoonificator, I love skyrim for its fortify restoration loop

It always been crazy to me that people in Skyrim think Skyforged Steel is the best gear 😂

“Daam” 😢

MF DOOM mask

Dude you literally look like a redguard! Perfect beard and skin colour! Can’t wait to play as you in tes 6!

give me the weapons so expensive and so damaged healing that the damage and the cost went into the negative

this is very pitiful I got my alchemy level all the way up to 100 I live with my alchemy up so high that I made a tunic increase my blacksmithing then I got my blacksmithing all the way up to 100 and I made it 200 now any weapon I make will instantly kill any enemy it comes in contact with

This is actually true sky forge Sky forgel steel weapons have the highest damage rating when Smithed before you get dragon/dedric

“Nothing can beat skyforged steel.”

While literaly every weapon from Elven and higher being better.

The Smith recognized the resto glitch.

Damn😢

“Dahm…😢”

Man’s got the MF DOOM mask

“How did you reach this pinnacle of craftsmanship?!”

“Well, you see… first I made about three thousand daggers. Then I enchanted them all with a very weak soul trap enchantment. That is how I crafted this grandmaster daedric metal weapon and enchanted it with AIDS.”

Gods be praised

Enchant it with fire. You will never have cold soup again!!!!

So idea for a mod
Leveled skyforged everything
What ever smithing level and perks you have eorlund (definitely didn’t spell that right but you know who I’m talking about) can make a skyforge weapon that does more damage or skyforge armor that protects more
For example
Your daedric sword: 14
Skyforge daedric sword: 17

The mask he’s wearing almost looks like it’s from The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

There’s only 1 spoon left

You almost sound like arnold schwarzenegger

Adrianna may not be the best blacksmith in Whiterun but Eorlund Grey-mane’s steel is FAR from fking legendary

About to make my Smithing skill Legendary. I’ve been stockpiling materials to get it back up to 100 as soon as possible because I can’t live without perfect smithing.

What’s the best way to level smithing? I’ve been trying but I just can’t seem to figure out how to get it to soar like my enchanting skill does

That divine skill level can only come from crafting 2338 iron daggers

But is it a skyforge steel spoon!? Thats what i thought

This man….yes only gods can make a spoon, because not even with 100 Smithing, you are able to craft a spoon.

Don’t worry about it my new Apprentice

MF DOOM ofc

Funny how he is between having a psychotic episode and an orgasm while holding the spoon

I recognise that blade, the master sword right?

Reminds me of my last playthrough where I took a wooden sword and through carefully calculated modifications made it into the beatiest McBeatstick in the game. Enchanted it with paralysis and combined with shock spells Po Po was the ultimate force for law and order in all the land.

Eorland Graymane 100

Guys I just got this spoon and it evaporated my milk and melted my bowl…..and burnt my house

GODS BE PRAISED!!!

Damn. Making those daggers pulled off 🎉😂😂

Your nord accent is god-tier. We need you to voice act for bethesda games, fallout and elder scrolls. This is not a request, it’s a COMMAND.

And then we have smithing 100 with enchanting and of course the resto pot loop. Suddenly that steel dagger does 500 damage.

Recently realised you remind me of Andre the giant and I think that’s cool

Which does 50 million damage per swing.

I have blacksmith 100 and have legendary it 3 times and I’m only level 52 😮

Gods be praised?

😂😂 these literally made me start Skyrim again 😅😅

Dam 😔

My fucking blacksmithing in Skyrim is legendary + 10

No matter what build I do, I always max out my smithing

The godspoon.

Now i need to forge a godsfork.

I really wish forging at sky forge actually did something to your stuff. Like even just a kosher damage bonus.

imagine playing Skyrim and suddenly mf doom pops out of nowhere with 100 black smithing and offers you s p o o n

It can scoop that steel likes it’s ice cream

Bjorn, Master of the Skyforge:
“You.. You made this?!?!?!”

Donny the Dovahkiin:
😁🥄

🥄: Upon contact, deal 45 fire damage to health and stamina. Deal 45 shock damage to health and mana. Fills a greater soul gem if available. Undead up to level 50 flee. Undead and Daedra will take double damage and explode upon death. Blocking or stagger attack will block and deflect incoming spells. Whosoever wields this spoon, shall possess the might of the Dovah.

Hey not related to the video but I just became a werewolf in skyrim

“That’s no ordinary spoon, it killed many dragons with it’s magic!” — Random Whiterun Guard

*orgasmic feeling of pride*

*puts on the ring of absolute BS That gives me plus 1 million to enchanting*
You haven’t seen anything yet

“Nothing beats Skyforge steel”
Everything other than silver, steel, and iron beats Skyforge Steel

me making my daedric spoon

Gods be praised

When you decide to break the whole smithing level using alchemy

The spoon was ebony

He’s crying because he’s holding something so beautiful

Skyforge all the way especially when you make it yourself

enchant it so hard the damage goes negative

That will one shot a dragon

Yeah, that’s something I’ve always hated in games. you hear about some legendary smith, you go to them, you get them to make you a great weapon, and then you can take a spoon and make it the equivalent of 72 supernovas. why bother having a smith in the first place?

I’m at 89 smithing skill and just found some Dragon boots pretty excited about getting the Dragon scale smithing soon

To be fair, I made it right next to him in the Sky Forge

Bro I love your shorts I’d love to play Skyrim coop lmao

I have a mod that actually allows earlund and all the other blacksmiths actually forge good stufd like eorlund for like 5k gold can make you legendary “grinded” gear so the blacksmiths are actually useful again

A fine ebony scoop with polished dragon bone and beautiful engravings at the hilt

Nothing beats skyforged steel…..except everything I’m carrying.

1645 damage -267 weight, 2056% chance to cause frost, shock, fire. Aborb 476 Stamnia…and targets who fail to resist will be paralyzed…throw on some poison too.

My favorite Skyrim helmet, mf doom

for u :). (steals from underground chest)

Love the doom mask

He’s shed a tear at the end.

Be honest tho. Skyforged steel is really good for the weight it has

Sorry my friend the mods I have to break the the limitations on upgrading is unlimited I need resources from Mods resources that’s not in the world resources higher and harder to get I added a tier system to my upgrading in Skyrim what you have in your hand is a tr-20 spoon sadly doing 500 k damage per second every attack done with this item stack damage until the creature or humans is dead I can’t get a single kill with this weapon before I die it’s just too weak for the enemies I fight and now it’s yours to eat with farewell

I mean I have enchanted a fork with 6797836596628 frost damage and like 2 charge

I love this dude’s videos.

MF DOOOMMM

the skyforger realizing twas no ordinary spoon but was an enchanted spoon what was the enchantment you ask? who knows, however the skyforger Eorlund Grey-Mane noticed something quite peculiar.. something that made him tremble like the milk drinking imperials his family despises so. It was enchanted using the soul of local whiterun resident Nazeem.. as Eorlund drops the spoon in pure shock and terror a smile creeped upon the Dragonborn’s face as a ominous purple glow hails from their left hand and the enchanted spoon in the other Eorlund knew this could be the end and he wouldn’t even get his nord peace in sovengarde however the Dragonborn had other plans.. Eorlund was smacked with the spoon and it was revealed the spoon had a paralysis enchantment! as the Dragonborn turned and cast his soul trap on Heimskr and with a ferocious leap through his whirlwind sprint the Dragonborn slays Heimskr with the very same spoon as Eorlund lies there helpless witnessing what was unfolding in front of him he wonders if he is next.. fortunately for him as the paralysis wears off he sees the Dragonborn skipping off into the cloud district presumably to put Heimskr’s soul to use and a tear slowly falls from Eorlund’s eye not a tear of sadness however it was a tear of joy from being spared to the annoying priest who has finally been shut up. “Thank you Dragonborn..” Eourlund says as the Dragonborn enters dragon’s reach

lov the mf doom mask lol

“I didn’t use the gold ingot dupe I swear”

The Dragonborn’s look of just: “Bro, that’s the spoon I used to kill Alduin, and it’s one of my weakest creations.”

Get f*cked, you used an MF DOOM mask….

“Nothing beats Skyforged Steel!”

Except almost every other type of metal in the game.

I love Skyrim ❤

Haha, nothing can beat me with my over 1,000,000 armor bandits beware

Your Nord accent is premium

Because spoons aren’t normally craftable

The mf doom mask 😂

Brooooo MF DOOM is my favorite class in Skyrim

Just noticed what all those daggers or rings were for

That single solitary tear, there goes a broken man lmao

Would love to see a show about some blacksmith that can make weapons that could kill gods but decides to make cutlery

I love the way he says damn🤣 id py so much money to play these games for the first time again

Little did he know that it was coated in armament haki.

Gods be praised!

In the future,you could do a really good Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation!

MF SPOON ..instead of mf doom.

Idk why but I feel like this guy could do a good cave troll impersonation

For the longest time I only used the sky forge for blacksmithing. It would’ve been neat if it had some sort of slight enchantment on it to truly make better items.

“it’s the spoon made out of dragon bones?!”

My personal fav was a combo of potions and enchanted jewelry, enchant ring to alchemy stronger > make enchanting potion > enchant ring to make alchemy stronger, repeat roll you can enchant enough items with smiting that will be upgraded to 500%

Gods be praised.

*coughs fortify restoration loop *coughs

Bro what mf doom doing in Skyrim?

GODS BE PRAISED

Love the DOOM mask

Mf Doom gives eorland a spoon. Circa 3era.

Fortify restoration loop be like

Uff this one was great nearly shat my pants from laughter

And if you look at this fork right here, it can cook whatever you use it on so you’ll be feeling better after each bite. The enchanter nearly drank himself to death with potions as they made it. Over here are potions so strong they can bend reality to allow anyone to do anything in the known universe, in fact several dozens of these were made by the forks enchanter. They would later be known as the dragon born several years later. Their other achievements include leadership of the mages collage to the thieves guild to even being the rumored speaker of the brotherhood. If you have knowledge of their location, please do not tell anyone and leave immediately. it will be better for everyone else if you do.

Man shows up to the Bannered Mare in MF Doom’s faceplate, you gotta show him respect

You’ve got the skyrim accent down

My boots let me carry everything up to 500 points

The tears

Iron > Skyforge Steel

Adrianne: “I don’t claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. Eorlund Gray-Mane’s got that honor.”
Dragonborn: “For now…”

“god’s be praised”

Andre the giant vibes anybody?

MF doom in Skyrim

Got one beer left?

Spoon does (1949023883993- off screen) damage

Who knew that fish and salt could break the game so easily

*Fork(Legendary) has entered the chat*

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee…

Love the doom mask

RIP MF Doom 😭😭

Love the MF DOOM mask. RIP and God bless Dumile Daniel Thompson ❤️‍🔥

Why could I tell that’s the master sword with just seeing the blade 🤣

“Nothing better than Skyforge steel.”

*pulls out sword made of fucking dragon bones*

But, skyforge has a hidden passive buff that enhabces forging. So…..

Cuz u can’t make spoons

Damn

You have to be at max difficulty with 100 smithing and enchanting just to have enough HP on the mobs

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I thought you was gonna start dropping some bars for a second. Nice MF Doom mask. 👌

Yes👌…. A SPOON 🥄

Skyforge Steel being on par attack wise with Elven weapons is lame as hell.
That’s why I use the mod that gives it Ebony stats.

A spoon? Can you really make spoons in Skyrim now thanks to the anniversary edition? I killed most things with my wooden sword @_@;;

Hey alduin i heard you were beaten by a spoon

Aaah i’m not fooled by that one! We all know….There is no spoon. 😂

Me resisting the urge to make an MF DOOM joke

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the fact that he NAILED that nord accent?

look guy, i have serious indigestion from all these flowers i’m scarfing down

Pull out ebony sword I made this. Ebony is much more lethal than skyforge steel.

I upgraded this spoon until reality broke then reloaded the closest moment in time to that limit.

“Nothing is better than Skyforge Steel”
“What about Dwarven stuff? We still don’t know how to make new Dwarven metal.”
“That’s cheating and they’re dead.”

Was the helmet forged in the fires of MF DOOM?

I mean… Orcs, ffs.

Honestly Skyforge steel weapons should have had something unique other than being the best tier of starting weapon.

Skyforge steel is garbage

Ayo MF Doom in skyrim?

I wish the skyforge would work with all metals not just steel

The waffle House has found its new host

I love how he got the nord accent perfectly

Nice MFDOOM mask 😎👍👍

The Waffle House had found it’s new host

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

😂

Yeah that glass armor is for the aesthetics thank you

bro!!! is that a MF DOOM mask?!?!? I’m happy!!!

This video will melt your heart so precious and adorable so cute and sweet it’s lovely I made this spoon 🥄🥣 and I made a🔪🥄🥣

The Waffle House had found it’s new host.

“I could craft a war hammer that could crush a giant’s skull like a walnut”

That spoon does 69420 damage and resurrects those unalived by it to be your undead servants

The waffle house has found its new host

THE Waffle House has found it’s new host

That Spoon was made with madness ingots.

This man gives Andre the Giant energy.

“How much damage does it d-”

“Only 3 trillion.”

That smith is losing sleep tonight

everybody laughs until you present a legendary forged spoon

DOOM that you?

Bruh the DOOM mask lol

Sick mask, rip DOOM

Remember all caps when you spell the man name?

A daedric spoon.

How did you become so good
Dragonborn: lots of gold rings

“By the God’s, the spoon used to shovel Akatosh shit

Didn’t this guy got killed by police?

You do the enchanting/alchemy combo exploit to get 1000 smithing/enchanting/alchemy

When you have a knife and a fork to kill a dragon

You make a potion to enchant better, then you enchant a piece of equipement to make better potions and booms OP equipement.

It’s so fitting for a guy in an MF DOOM mask to make a spoon for some reason

The trail of tears on his face in the end! 😂🤣

Broom with 800k attack and 30k fire and shock damage.

“Nothing beats sky forge steel. Trust me. I would know.”
Me in my dragon bone armor: 👁👄👁

Daedric spoon of Soup Slurping – enhances slurping sound100x

“Here, a hundred Legendary iron daggers of Expel Daedra and Absorb Health.”
“. . . I . . . I don’t have enough gold. . .”
“That’s okay, I’ve got 100 for every vendor in Whiterun. “

100 smithing to make the MF DOOM mask

I mean a dragon bone greatsword forged in the depths of some random ass cave and improved at a grindstone in another random ass cave does tho

I made Legandary Enchanted Wooden Swords that could kill dragons in 1 swipe then gave them to the kids.

GODS BE PRAISED

3,000 iron daggers to sell

love the mf doom mask

10 out 10 arny impression

now someone needs to make a MF DOOM mask mod

Love the MFDOOM mask lol

Bro, grinding until this point though💀

I suppose you could reach a skill cap when you start pissing out potion and drinking it at the same time, potion dialysis.

Than a few dozen potions later and all bow down as you poke a giant in the toe, with the divine grasp of Meridia even the giants refused to take the beacon and ended itself in your name.

That MF Doom mask is hard!!!

The grind was a pain in the ass but basically

I want an enchanted ebony spoon now! 😂

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this https://youtu.be/vC0roEkkKkQ

Nothing beats skyforged steel

Litterally just steel with a +3 to stats elven is better then skyforged steel

Me at level 3 leveling smithing to get daedric before bleak falls barrow

Dragonbone spoon

Is that an MF Doom mask?

you have a legendery 6000 damage spoon with a fire enchant of 6000 as well

This this fork can kill anything

“Nothing beats sky forge steel”

Me:pulls out iron dagger(legendary) that does more damage than all of the weapons he’s selling

“Gods be praised” 💀

“I’m here to see MF DOOM”

Gods be praised

wait.. A SPOON!! BY THE GODS!!

idk why but I’m that helmet he kind of reminds me of the giant in The Princess Bride

MF DRAGONBORN going into battle with a spoon

daedric spoob

I’m my current playthrough euroland died. I’m sorry if I butcherd that name

Why is nobody talking about how the dragonbone warhammer is literally just a giant bone on a stick

God’s be praised

Is it Ebony or Daedric?

Once I got two wooden swords and sharpened them to legendary and put paralysis on them I was going to give it to some kids but I forgot

I’m guessing the deadra have a new supplier of utensils

Is it just me or does that accent sound like Ulfric 😂

When one of the three enchantments you can drop on a weapon is Chaos, which only counts as one enchantment, because life for your enemies is painful and then they die and get trapped in a soul gem and banished to the Soul Cairn for eternity.

Yo where can I download the MF DOOM mask mod

Lmao the nodding with the smile whiles he’s looking at the spoon, I fucking love you’re content

Ummm I play Skyrim but it’s not that crazy anyways good tip using a sword and a pan for weapons

Bro my spoon is so sharp it can cut through reality

This reminds me of the time I sound out you can weild a fork and i leveled my enchanting so high and used the Alchemy Enchanting glitch to make it into a God killer

He’s ready to pay the player for training.😄

as a RL blacksmith i love this vid lol

Sorry can anyone explaining to me how does the OP spoon work? Enchanted it?

Tupper-Ware: exists
Eorlund: *”How?”*

I can’t even explain how much time I’ve dumped into getting a blacksmith/speech trading loop going and maxing out legendary so it stops improving. Then maxing out enchantments to get better effects on smithing and what I forged. And speech enhancement for selling. But it was never enough I had to do something more! I realized the only way to take my rightful place as the best blacksmith in Tamriel was to become the greatest alchemist in Tamriel to become the most powerful enchanter in Tamriel who’s bartering knew no match in all of Tamriel.

Oh yeah, dip that in some spicy root poison n’ that’ll kill the ebony warrior on the spot!

MF DOOM

“yeah, I built a feedback loop with potions and now everything comes out of my forge with an angelic chorus in tow”

Gods be praised

That’s funny 🤣

Doom mask made me a fan

my dude with the MF DOOM mask

This guy don’t miss🤣

Skyforge steel uses a cheap forge I found at a dead guys house and makes weapons 100% better

MF DOOMIUS THE 3RD

Yeah thats one thing i always hated about skyrim, theres all these “legends/experts” who you can outperform by leaps and bounds by level 50

Doom out here 100% Skyrim

There HAS to be a MF DOOM mod!!!

Euroland:Nothing beats skyforge steel!
Dragonborn: *beating everyone with a enchanted knife and fork whilst screaming and summoning deadric horrors whilst flipping of aedra and daedra alike not giving a single f because they know they’ll always win no matter what*

The supervillain

“I’ve been smithing for 50 years just Luke my father before me”
Cool made 1000 iron daggers.

BOM!

Andre the giant is back from the dead. You… You made this? Well done.

I mod equipped a fork – can mod and upgrade. (I drank a %300 smithing potion and 8 equipment enchantments.) ;0 240 damage fork.

You killed that accent

Mf doom

BY THE NINE…

A spoon with 1,000,000 life drain/paralysis/damage. Bc you know….exploits and 100 alchemy too

Reminds me of that “true level” bit from Rick And Morty

I had a wooden sword in vanilla Skyrim (without using exploits) doing over 200 damage plus two enchantments that had 75 points of stamina absorption and health absorption. I had 100% smithing bonus using enchants and the max smithing potion, plus the notched pickaxe.

Literally rolling around Skyrim with an OP wooden sword one tapping pretty much every mob.

I keep having to stop playing Skyrim because my wooden swords end up dealing over 4K damage before enchantments making it too boring 😅

*in British* perfectly balanced

legendary fork that ignites its enemys for -1092374783 damage

I go back to Skyrim from time to time, and it’s always the first thing I max out. Immediately after doing so, I get so burnt out I simply just stop playing.

That wooden spoon is all fun n games until some poor kids mom buys it. Ma’am do….nt

Sells upgraded and dual enchanted wooden sword…the look of wtf

I thought he’d touch It and just die lol

Fucking great lmao I swear your videos only prove that you are a true gamer

Skyforge steel is weaker than elven

“Yo- you made this..? D o m”

XD

the spoon will forever be named “fork”

A spoon that never bends and a fork that inriches your life and a knife so hot it roast your meat skipping all the cooking hastle …. The perfect tools TO EAT A DRAGONS SOUL.

Instead of his ending line I thought “God’s be praised” lmao

I wish I could go back and play Skyrim like a noob again. I’m so spoiled at this point knowing physically everything. From the exploits to intentional buffs. I felt the same way in fallout 4, after understanding locations and special items locations I’ll become endgame strong before starting either games second “mission”

MF Dragonborn

Dialect on point

I would love to see you do a few collab shorts with noble knight

Spoon of the dragon born
Dam: infinite
Why use a sword or an axe to kill a dragon when you have this trusty spoon

How the hell did you achieve the skill to make a spoon that can shatter a sword?

So I made some nails

I don’t know if it’s just me but I feel sky for steel and stuff Smith didn’t it should have been a bit different especially if you had a hundred in blacksmithing.

So, fun fact: if you somehow increase your skills to 10,000 (cheat room, most likely), you can make even the worst armor and weapons make everything child’s play, even on legendary survival. I can 1 shot with a wooden sword and hide armor tanks even the worst attacks imaginable. This is if you enhance them

Wow I didn’t know they made spoons out of skyforged steel 😂😉

When you combine that with level 100 enchanting I imagine you could get this reaction with something as mundane as a nail.

🤣🤣

Plot vs Gameplay

Been playing Skyrim again recently and had something similar. Eorland told me to pick what weapon I wanted to replace “whatever that is”
Sir these are twin dragon bone daggers imbued with fire and ice.

The emotion in “AHA, a spoon! You- you made this?” gets me lol

Dude are you related to andre the giant

Always the first channel on my recommended list 🥂

Hold on, what did he say after asking about the spoon?

Spiffing Brit reference? lol

That accent! So good!

MF DOOM SPOON

6:42 if I’m remembering correctly you do have just enough time to do Legion’s mission without any crew dying. I remember doing it after the abduction and Traynor and the engineers were still alive when I went to 3.

Edit: as you can probably tell this comment isn’t meant to be on this video, not sure how I managed to post it here.

“Gods be praised”

Skyforge Steel is only as good as elven and that’s what Eorlund can do with a magic superforge. Man’s a fucking hack.

The idea a god-tier blacksmith in Skyrim is humbled to tears by the dipshit dragonborns’ Spoon is amazing.

Currently grinding the smith sill tree

I like to do side quests an hoard all I can to get lvl 100 smithing before I do any real quests or main quests

Are you a voice actor for Skyrim?

When the spoon is forged so well it might as well be a ladle.

Then you enchant it while abusing potions and enchantments so the spoon steals 1349631369094 life per hit

Your by far my favorite YouTuber now! and actually good too, not forced between 2 bad choices but actually really great content

Love these. What’s your take on 100 sneak?

Womder what happen if you gave him a spoon you craft with the smithing enchant at 900000%

A spoon? What kind of retardation is this video? Why would the Dragonborn make a spoon?

Sporks are far superior in both versatility and overall scaling than spoons. Seriously, this is basic stuff.

GOTTS BE PRAISED

Imagine the pure CATHARSIS from seeing a Legendary wooden sword that does 5M damage. With both Paralysis and Banish Daedra effect. The smiths would just hand you all their Nirnly possessions for it if they could.

I miss being able to unenchant notch pickaxe and hoarfrost why did they ruin the game by making it unable to be TwT

spoon is 99999999 damage legendary and all enchantments lol 😂😂😂

Look at that subtle off-black coloring…the tasteful thickness of it…omg…it even has an enchantment…

Nothing except Maria beats “skyforge steel”

Dude just made Ysgramor’s dinner fork.

“Daedric spoon of soul stealing”

Nice, very nice, now let’s see Paul Allen’s spoon

That spoon does 235 damage
(not including the lvl 100 enchantments put on)

The legendary spoon

The tear going down greymanes cheek😂😂😂 there’s a new blacksmith in town

The accent was excellently done
Love it 😂😂

I absolutely love the execution of this one lmaoo. I think this is one of your better videos

“Its ….so beautiful….. Teach me?”
“Ok so you start by making like millions of nails OR if you are vanilla… You make daggers!….”
“That’s all?”
“…….yup”

“I have this wooden sword that can 1 shot a dragon. I nearly shit myself with all the potions I had to drink to enhance enchanting to enchant jewelry to enhance my potions to enhance my enchanting to enhance my potions to enhance my enchanting…”

The spoon: *is made of dragon bone, ebony ingot, & a daedra heart*

and then moments later, you enchant it with your 100 enchanting skill to have never-ending fire.

Or just making a nuke using a very very high portion of destruction spell strength
Edit: using the fire cloak spell

“yep, dragonbone too, from that dragon I just sucked the soul out of